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The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

@ilemidunf Queen of the south

Please recommend a movie that’ll keep me busy for 2 weeks 🙏

Bro is whoever he thinks he is 😳😳😳 I come dey Pity his big brother.

@ReshadFCB @MatteMoretto Gordon pls 🙏🙏😌

🚨 JUST IN: Barcelona has two main options for the wing position. 1️⃣ The first one plays in the Premier League and is a name we’ve heard a lot, many times he doesn’t explicitly play on the wings per se. 2️⃣ The other player plays in Spain. @MatteMoretto #Transfers ☎️🔵🔴

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: The jersey that Barcelona will wear during the El Clasico in collaboration with Olivia Rodrigo. 🌸💙❤️

You that your dad had to make a one hour video to help you deny pregnancy while still married self dey talk say he won destroy person 🤣. off the road jor. He who lives in a glass house doesn’t throw stones.

@_sneakernyame Look at the number of people defending against lamine yamal compared to olise….. nunu mendes would’ve been dead by now if he was the only person defending against lamine

@ReshadFCB 😂😂😂

meanwhile, we go to European nights with Ronald Araujo as CB

Peak De Bruyne: Balon D’or 3rd place 2022 - Treble winner Peak Xavi : Balon D’or 3rd place 2009, 2010, 2011 - Treble winner + WC Peak Iniesta : Balon D’or 2nd place 2010, 3rd place 2012 - WC winner, UCL and League winner Peak Bruno Fernandes: 12 corner Assists

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid are now INFORMED about José Mourinho’s desire to RETURN. Mourinho has made it CLEAR to people close to him that he would like to return and have a 2ND CHANCE at the club. Real Madrid will decide on the new manager soon. @FabrizioRomano

"Can KDB do what Bruno did at Manchester United?" Meanwhile KDB with Wolfsburg. He won the bundesliga MVP against prime Bayern with Lewandowski, Robben and Ribery.

Pogba -£116m Anthony £82m Sacho £73m Ronaldo (one of the greatest player oat) Prime rashford Informed Greenwood De gea (one of the best gk ) Lisandro Martinez-£67m Casemiro-£70m Lukaku-€84m hojlund-£77m Maguire-£87m "Bruno played with the worse United side" 🤡

Ballon d’Or top 30 finishes: Kevin De Bruyne — 8 Bruno Fernandes — 1 B. d’Or top 20: KDB — 8 Bruno — ❌ Ballon d’Or top 10: KDB — 4 Bruno — ❌ Ballon d’Or top 5: KDB — 2 Bruno — ❌ KDB — 2x PL POTS, 2x PFA, 1x UCL Midfielder of the season. FIFA FIFPRO World XI — 5x UEFA Team of the Year — 3x IFFHS Men’s World Team — 6x UCL Squad of the season — 6x First Man City player to stand on the Ballon d’Or podium (3rd in 2022) Bruno Fernanj — BIG ZERO 😭 The most useless football comparison ever.

Man United fans: we have won the highest amount of trophies in England Rivals: why is Bruno Fernandez not winning trophies? Man United fans: because he plays for Manchester United

Bruno never win 5 games in a row for man united in his career 😭😭😂

If you go to FIFA official website you won’t find any record of arsenal football club there 😭😭😭

@FabrizioRomano @RomarioOnze lol this man should rest at this point 😂😂

🚨 Xavi: “We tried to bring Messi back to Barça in 2023. We talked for 5 months, and everything was ready... …but in the end the president said no, and the deal collapsed”, told @RomarioOnze.