Martin Peacock

@BBCNews No testing kits in the Bourne, Lincs area for a week now. No availability for home delivery, no PCR tests available. Daily infection figures meaningless.

@brian_peacock @EstrellaDammEs Don’t drink and drown?

I've just watched @EstrellaDammEs advert. Pretty woman in a nightie dancing in the sea then drowning. It is a beer ad and I've missed the connection twixt the two. Don't drink and dance in the sea?

@Campsy73 @brian_peacock Incredible story. I wonder if they drew straws to fly with him?

@brian_peacock I take it she wasn’t talking about getting money from the Scots Nats. You have to admit that Nicola runs rings around Boris. Mind you, a pig on a pogo stick could do that.

Just heard a Scottish woman on the news demanding money from the Govt. This, despite the continuous we want independence and the English are bastards, campaign.

@brian_peacock Really? Condemnation of an Islamic immigrant might cause offence. Stabbing a few innocent people, on the other hand, is . . . oh, I see what you mean.

I was expecting to see or hear moee, or some, condemnation of the terrorist attacks in France from UK political and religious leaders.

@brian_peacock If only it were here.

As the next President might well end up being of Indian and Jamaican descent, maybe cricket might start to be a civilising influence on the States

@BTMailHelp how can I stop BT webmail logging me out every few minutes and losing my work? This started a few days ago but is much worse now.

Matt Syed nails it again: “At some point bullshit always collides with empirical reality. And, sadly, it is electorates that end up paying the price.“ So much for a moonshot then.

@brian_peacock @BreitbartNews Oh what a wonderful thought.

@BreitbartNews So the US might end up with the first female president and first president of Indian origin?

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) said during a press conference on Friday that Rep. Jamie Raskin’s (D-MD) legislation to remove presidents for incapacity using the 25th Amendment is “not about President Trump.” trib.al/7vg8HxB

Don't you love the irony. 14 new cases previously in Washington dc and now, 23 additional cases from the White House and counting. Apparently the virus doesn't follow Twitter (a lesson for us all) and Medical Science won't be denied. Unless, of course, it is a hoax.

@darrengrimes So who is stuck with the unsafe spaces? Surely a workplace has to be safe for all?

@Campsy73 @MartinDaubney Bloody silly. Would make the manifesto easy, and short though.

POLL: If the U.K. had a Trump-style political leader - somebody who declared war on woke, who was immune from cancel culture & was proudly patriotic - would you vote for them?

@brian_peacock Obviously you didn’t have enough laundering potential.

l love HSBC, put me through the wringer in case my business was money-laundering then....

@superj1606 Yes, yes, we’re all racists. What else have you got?

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-… THATS BECAUSE THERES FUCK ALL TO HEAR

@brian_peacock @nuclearkatie Possibly meant ‘hitchhiking attire’.

@nuclearkatie She will sell gazillions of outfits to people who will walk no further than from their car to a coffee shop and who, also, will not look as if they come from the same planet as this young lady.

Love to have zero pockets to carry things while I hike, how revolutionary

@brian_peacock @TheCricketerMag He’s not having a great season that’s for sure.

@TheCricketerMag Is it my imagination but does Bairstow look completely out of sorts, lacking confidence?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 74-1 at the halfway stage 👇 SCORECARD ➡️ ow.ly/Ss6k50Bjhb3 #ENGvAUS

@brian_peacock Won’t have long to wait.

A meerkat looking out for the next insane thing on twitter

@brian_peacock Vanity, hubris, contractors milking the taxpayers, usual solution looking for a problem.

HS2 goes ahead today - what is the point of it again?

@MayorofLondon Wow, that’s staggering. It’s almost as if there’s a deadly pandemic in progress.

Businesses in the West End have told me they’ve seen a decrease in footfall by 80%. Thousands of Londoners are at risk of losing their jobs in the hospitality and retail sectors. The Govt can’t ignore these figures. It needs to act.

@We_Want_A_Voice @Campsy73 @JohnsonsAzzhole @jonesr2310 @hedders4 Of course it is quite possible, likely even, that others are too.