Trophy Wife Trainee

Great piece by Beth @beth_halford as well. It’s refreshing to see a story driven by quotes from trainees …. We all know they did all the work! Taming the vinyl carbocation cen.acs.org/synthesis/Chem… via @cenmag

Happy #Earthday! The @Minecraft Transforming Turtle Hideout Playset is made from a minimum of 20% Recycled Ocean-Bound Plastic. Mattel is committed to using 100% recycled, recyclable or bio-based plastic materials in all products and packaging by 2030.

Are you counting down the hours until #MinecraftLive, on Oct 16? Us too! While you’re waiting, why not check out our exclusive Live 2021 figure, it won’t make the big day get here any quicker, but it might make the wait a little more diamondy: ↣ redsto.ne/steve-live ↢

New idea for a reality TV series: recruit 30 men to #temptationisland, but there are no girls there. Do they kill each other? Are best friends made? Can we please find out? @TemptationTV

@Pixar Love!!!!

No #PixarFest party is complete without these Alien Remix pals!

This is collecting...with style! Tune in throughout the month for #PixarFest, our month long celebration, featuring some of your favorite Pixar characters and films!

I traveled all the way from Sweden to see these fine gentlemen! #WeAreFlatts

Free pity cake for the lonely in a hotel bar on valentines day in a Chicago suburb, is still free seven… instagr.am/p/VvJhT3PeKS/

Shitty gray days like these remove all #Prozacjudgement

The sims, real life edition. instagr.am/p/UXKfykPeMY/

Most awesome Christmas present from my colleague. instagr.am/p/T_uQ14veB8/

You know you're in a third world country airplane when the seat cushion should be used as your flotation device.

Surprise exit row seating on my trans atlantic flight. It's a #christmasmiracle !

#2012taughtme that Brussel Sprouts really aren't that bad. In fact, they border on addicting. Also some people are energy sucking bastards.

Despising the living hell out of late night proof reading as a means to promotion. #hardworkwork

Cheese and pasta dinner with red wine, perhaps I should try this yoga thing more frequently..?

Of to a jungle rave on the southside of Pittsburgh. Turned down a lease and will now be living the bnb lifestyle for another 3 months.

Was mistaken for a stripper when my tall friends and I hesitated on our job titles by the organic farm booth. Hmm...