Tracey 💕

@Levi_Red @jakebrodes Or is it about moms not listening

@jakebrodes Is the plot of the story that a kid was being mean to you or that he was a paranormal entity who was able to teleport to the bottom of the slide?

When I was a kid I was at McDonald’s at the top of the slide with another kid. He said go go go! And pushed me down into the dark. When I got out of the slide he was somehow waiting for me at the bottom. I told my mom about it and she said I’m glad you made a friend honey

me dropping an apple tag in his wisdom tooth first link:

@Bow2DJay @__smokkahontas Range Rover has one of the highest stats for having problems, so not only are you ugly but you’re dumb and financially illiterate

@__smokkahontas A Range Rover. Thanks for asking.

Cousins, i went on a date w/ a man and he pulled up in a 2017 Hyundai Elantra. Am I materialistic if that gave me supreme ick??

@lovedoveclarke It’s called a biological clock, and yours is ticking BAD 😂

does ovulation get more intense as you get older or something??? I am literally on the brink of tears because I don’t have a partner and a house and a cute little family rn and I’m also so h*rny that it feels like I might legitimately pass away WHAT is going onnnn 😭😭😭

@AshelyNichole24 For me it’s the fact that it boosts your credit like hello

Soooo yall seriously don’t use After Pay and Klarna? 😭😭😭 money isn’t really the issue for me but something about splitting the payments into 4 makes me feel better 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s all an experience.

@poatan9 @ikxavier_ @DiddyXrp @ThatBronFan @MilkMagnate @DrPacoHinton Jesus is black… he was not white???

lmao never fall for that "wear anything we're just having a 6 pack" you'll be at the club in slides at 2am

Hit the jackpot ♥️

@traa214 When men say shit like this, it gives pedophilia.. grown women have hair… why you attracted to kid shit??

John Redcorn will always have my heart 💕

@colonelkurtz99 @Lauren_Southern Eating papaya seeds will stop you from ovulating, therefore a natural birth control.

@Lauren_Southern Oh well on that we agree—I’m sure there are great herbal remedies and I’m glad you’ve found some! Suspicion of pharmaceuticals is a good thing and I’m very glad I never got the Covid vax.

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@CallofDuty Try hard

Grab the squad and party-up for #REBIRTHDAY on April 3 🎉 RSVP by replying with your Activision ID and #REBIRTHDAY to secure your free Caked Up Weapon Blueprint gift when you login on launch day for Season 3 🎁

@theclassicwife The deli meat has absolutely nothing to do with getting sick, it’s the added hormones and tons of preservatives that can be harmful to fetus… lol processed meat and cheese is horrible for you pregnant or not.

You can tell what pregnancy a woman is on by how cautious she is with food. (Ex: deli meat, sushi)

Blessed today by @inglewoodSiR 🫶🏼

@magicmoxo Godzilla

Name a villain who was right.