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What sort of walk on noise is that #furymakhmudov ? Hid under me table thinking the Russians were coming

@scott_mills can I have the golden toaster now then

@DanJamesRacing I’d be cashing that right I

Would you cash or let it run lads? #CheltenhamFestival

@RacingPost The shortest 🤣

What race at the Cheltenham Festival would you run ROMEO COOLIO in? 🤔

@TheExiledRobin I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed this she sidwell scored 🤣🤣🤣

Someone get the fireworks out!!!

@paddykenny17 Bonnie blue

Wow you won’t believe who’s slid into my DM’s today 😱😆

@TheFigen_ I see dude not cutting his hair until man Utd win 5 games in a row

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@Nigel_Farage @RachelReevesMP Young and ambitious in 31 and debating it !!

As @RachelReevesMP prepares to deliver her budget, I wonder how many more young and ambitious people will plan to leave the country by the end of the day.

@Circusextreme1 Is the 5pm one on today still

FMX riders flying high in Bristol! 🚀 #CircusExtreme takes over Durham Downs Sept 26–Oct 19 🎪 #FMX #ExtremeSports #Bristol #BristolEvents #BristolLife #WhatsonBristol

@MichelleDewbs I just cried at the end when they punched her twice

@HighwaysSWEST You mean Chippenham not Cirencester

Traffic has been stopped on the #M4 westbound between J17 #Cirencester and J18 #Bath due to a collision Please be patient we'll try and get you moving again soon

@DanCarterJourno That is not Armstrong middle name 😂 nottomuchtodo

#BristolCity’s squad list submitted for the EFL this season. No Luke McNally after his ACL injury last February. 🔴⚪️

@Conservatives Why didn’t you send them back when you were in power then bunch of pricks you lot

If you arrive in Britain illegally, you cannot be allowed to stay. Our policy is simple: Deport.

@oismurphy @penguinrandom Can I have a signed copy please Oisin 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

Great to reveal that I have a book coming out this October.  I was writing this through 2024 and wanted to share my passion for racing and horses and what a year in the life of a jockey looks like. This will give readers a level of access, honesty and insight and I hope it shows what my fellow jockeys and I go through each season.  Sacrifice: A Year in the Life of a Champion Jockey will be published in hardback, trade paperback, ebook and audio on 9th October 2025. Preorder links: linktr.ee/oismurphy

@FGRFC_Official first game tomorrow with the kids, after @BristolCity cancelled my season ticket time for a more local club on 10 mile up the road 👌🏻 let’s gooo

@narindertweets @bbcstrictly Probably not a peado so didn’t fit the bill

Apparently I was deemed too controversial for @bbcstrictly because they only hire quiet brown and black women that fit in a box. But you can be a white man AND be controversial and you'll be hired on the spot! Hello Thomas Skinner!! #BBCStrictly your unconscious bias and prejudicial views against British brown women is disgraceful.

@BristolCity wouldn’t mind a email back regarding my season ticket not instructing my bank to take the money out and cancelling both season tickets…. Did debate buying a @FGRFC_Official season ticket instead as they’re closer to me !!

Terrible day at @PaultonsPark who charges an extra £2 for guacamole or salsa in a burrito!!! £180 for the kids to get on 2 rides outside of peppa pig world ! 🤦🏼‍♂️ family friendly I think not staff were young rude and swearing to each other ! Never again

@ufc why does this bloke keep holding there shoulders creepy bastard

@ukfootslave87 Hit me up

Any uk dommes up and about yet