Chewy 🔶️

@VadimStrizheus Just paid for pro, game changer.

Life after switching from ChatGPT to Claude.

@ryandcrypto No bro, nobody knows what it means anymore. Stop pretending like you do.

both gold and silver are dumping gold is down 20%~ silver is down 46%~ you know what that means..

@ryandcrypto Your confidence in $Hype was my risk management

@ryandcrypto I lost everything after this tweet. I borrowed money from an Albanian Mob at 60% compounding interest (weekly). Lost everything on a 10x leverage. I had to move out of state, hopefully they don't find me. Thanks Dude...

i am so so sorry everyone hyperliquid

@TrenchBuddy Devs over here building AI Trade Jesus about to unleash the anti christ and all they want is steaks.

catching up here: 1/ yes, site / landing page has gone thru an embarassing number of iterations as we try to dial in marketing. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that, and feedback I've gotten from my marketing guy is that even though the product is advanced and uses literally 93 data points every minute in its algos, the selling points need to be clear rather than complex 2/ yes, live data is on the site now. I hope this is an an indicator of progress and not hot air/noise/whatever 3/ I was offline the last few days when my computer decided to crap out, got a brand new one and making up for lost time 4/ re: staking. it's literally completely ready, but as I am battle testing the actual trading execution infra, I feel that while allowing people to stake might demonstrate significant progress to some, it might also serve to infuriate others who feel they are now 'locked up' without any immediate product. Since I am so close to actual launch, my goal now is to have staking + first wave access at the same time 5/ the recent rebound has been excessively news-based rather than liquidation/PA based as it pertains to my algorithms (we are invading Iran for those living under a rock) and I am tweaking the significance of news impact + semantic analysis to adjust for this new market regime 6/ I have overhauled strategy customization to account for different risk preferences, there will be granular support for all types of knobs and risk tolerances as they pertain to both short and long preferences, willingness to tolerate predicted "chop" (i.e. algo thinks the market may range for a bit, how willing are you to hold during that time rather than wait),a nd a few other things. I'll show the UI on the X account shortly 7/ I am implementing one more strategy that I'll just share the nitty gritty of, secrets be damned, since you guys are all so patient: I've used ML to take liquidation 'intensity' (a property based off of amount of long/short going to be liquidated, the rate at which they are liquidated once the liquidation cascade begins, and a few other thigns) and predict when and by how much it will rebound and actually place a limit order in the OTHER direction to catch the rebound. These trades last literally 30sec-2min but are incredibly powerful and this is actually one of the most reliable algos I've developed because it's based on hard math on a shorter timeframe and hte ability to see orders onchain/in order books versus trying to speculate about longer timeframes based on prior trends. Accordingly, latency is a huge constraint/concern for this strategy so I have had to scaffold additional infrastructure just to host this strategy Anyways, I appreciate everyone's patience and I hope you can understand why staking isn't live RIGHT THIS SECOND. If people truly prefer (perhaps react with a steak emoji if you do), i can open it up with messaging saying that this does NOT guarantee immediate access to anyone and perhaps give an NFT to those willing to stake at that point. In any event, things are progressing well, especially on my new laptop which makes rapid iteraiton MUCH easier and I appreciate everyone's patience and support

Been making some tweaks to the engine to emphasize news' effect on PA. would you rather: A/ be on the edge of your seat all the time, watching your schizo LLM-based 'trading expert' bot constantly buy and sell without rhyme or reason or B/ live your life, knowing that NRKT is making 4 just moves in 3 days, all profitable, all with auto-TP. Some updates from the TG below

@TC8880 Looks like your working at a Boba tea kiosk in a mall...

证明一下我没有disappeared

Just updated the landing page with live data from the NRKT pipeline and real UI widgets from the dashboard. $TRENCH staking/waitlist flip imminent. TrenchBuddy.com

Token holder count can divulge copious amounts of sauce. It might surprise you what a screen shot of the holder count might tell you. In this case, it told me what I already knew, so ill just leave it here:

Little teaser of some signals from yesterday in the new ML gating UI Appreciate everyone’s patience while I get staking ready. Since people have moved $TRENCH around between wallets, I need the waitlist backend logic to ensure that those who have held the whole time get rewarded appropriately. If you can figure out how to read the staking program and manually construct the tx, then be my guest and be the first to stake, but in any event, the UI to stake and join the waitlist will be up very shortly.

@bosniapilled @TrenchBuddy Yes. The original platform will still be working. From my understanding, you'll need to hold $trench separately for NRKT and TB4.

@TrenchBuddy side question, will the onchain trenchbuddy still be around or is your main focus now on NRKT?

I know I’m supposed to let the last tweet breathe for visibility or whatever but I’ve been cooking up some features that are just the absolute cherry on top in terms of customizability and user experience. Shout out to every single person with the IQ to spot a no nonsense dev among the SOL charlatans. YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED.

@henn100x @Cupseyy New CT scandal coming. Cupstein.

Motivational @Cupseyy

trenchbuddy.com waitlist opening up 3/2. While CT is distracted with pointless investigations. @TrenchBuddy is about to take off. 100k $trench minimum, but you'll wish u bought more.

@pixipixi893708 @badattrading_ you changed my mind after hearing your argument and detailed perspective. Get the rope....

@TradeWithChewy @badattrading_ Of course. It's the only way.

And so $Nations was yet another scam, third time must be avoided.

@pixipixi893708 @badattrading_ I got rugged too but gawt damn the family got to go too?

@badattrading_ I hope the Australian dev's family dies painful deaths

@TrenchBuddy In $Trench we trust.

$TRENCH is the best tech on SOL. Absolutely ZERO reason to gate a perps trading engine of this caliber behind a memecoin launched in 2024, and that's why I'm doing it. To reward those who saw I was the one of the few "devs" who really devved. $TRENCH for life. Expect us soon.

"I am Deimos. You think that you know me but you do not." Hunter Biden, possibly cracked out, ranting that he is the Greek God of suffering, fear, and terror. This leak from the laptop is very interesting and under reported, time to reexamine in light of the Epstein files

We've been here before. And I can say with the upmost confidence that $trench is going to rip. I dont care about a bear or bull market, this shit isn't gonna shake me out. Just waiting on the free money zone to start chipping in.

@mikcinwashere @BackupJeffx This one might go over a few heads.

@BackupJeffx Very clever Doomer. I enjoyed this easter egg.

We have all been played. Once again.

scalping $goy

Entry on $heck at 8.8k ca:H6sycszWM6dLCU8rGuibVv4JcR7AkHtANXoLCQJ8FheM