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FOX: I'm here at the newly renovated reflecting pool. It's painted American flag blue. The Democrats will tell you there's green algae. There's pool guys cleaning it up. No other president would do that.




BREAKING: They are now pouring bottles of hydrogen peroxide into the ultra-green algae-filled Reflecting Pool that Trump wasted $10m of our money on.

Here is how a renovated reflection pool in Washington DC looks like after Trump spent $14 millions to Make it Great Again. This is a perfect illustration of what is happening with America today.


They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳

They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳











