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BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

Apparently Chuck Norris died like 20 years ago. Death was just too scared to tell him until today.

Americans right now...

This is so cringe

Aww man, the FIFA Peace Prize used to really mean something

OPERATION EPSTEIN DIVERSION 🏝

Are we great again yet?

An illegal war waged by a pedophile president.

Trump's current distraction from the allegations that he abused elementary school-aged girls...

Dear MAGA Military Families, Donald Trump is now endangering your childrens' lives to distract from the ways he already endangered the lives of other peoples' children.

BREAKING: Boomer finally faces accountability for own actions.

Trump on Trump...

Hey, @NRA, The US Government just executed a citizen and then publicly stated that they had to kill him in order to infringe on his inalienable right to carry his permitted firearm. When should I expect a well regulated militia? How about a tweet? Your silence is deafening.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, '1984'

Dear MAGA, It isn't too late to admit you put your faith in the wrong man. To publicly reverse your support and tell the world that you voted Trump but didn't vote for THIS. Because the only other possibility is that you DID vote for exactly this. And... well, that's fucked up.

Things Trump Voters Gave Away: - The Bill of Rights - Public Trust in Elections - Truth & Independence in Media - The Integrity of the Judiciary - The Expectation of Personal Safety - America's Place in the Global Order - Their Own Dignity Things Trump Voters Got: - A Red Hat

The craziest thing about this latest ICE shooting is that proof of Trump's pedophilia is still in the unreleased Epstein files.

Trump-backed federal agents are gunning US citizens down in the streets; Trump adminsitration officials are then lying to the public about what happened; and Trump's DOJ are actively preventing independent investigations of the killings. It's enough. It's too much. He has to go.

And here I was, thinking J.D. used the pull-out couch method.