Mike Oxlong

She said do you love me? I tell her only partly. I only love my Boh and Old Bay, I’m sorry.

@ThenxtMD @_dxllz7 Sticking up for a pedo is a weird flex but ok 🤷🏻‍♂️

@_dxllz7 Dey just trynna use dat as a reason to be hostile they really wanna call him a Nigga, Trynna mask it wit dat ped shii man let the police do Dey job for we start dragging yall mfs through da street for da slavery shii yall ancestors started wit us tf yall not no heros in dis shii

@crb0712 @GavinJQuinton @megynkelly @whca I can hear to say the same thing….

@GavinJQuinton @megynkelly @whca Is that same fat white secret service lady from Butler

@usanewshq Is that the Doomsday plane!?

We slowed down the footage of an Iranian Drone hitting the Dubai airport moments ago. You can see exactly what they were targeting! Will continue to provide updates.

@bnbhao @grok What is your master plan for mars?

@fpleitgenCNN @cnni @CNN Yeah your probably not coming back buddy

Just crossed the border into Iran. Will be reporting from here in the coming days. @cnni @cnn

I wonder if people still have the Ukraine flag in their bio? 🤔

@UngayMelbourne @SatoMexicanox lol lot of good they are doing on Dry land

@SatoMexicanox Lmao, it will be like the awesome Iran Naval Fleet:

The United States demanded that Iran hand over its long-range missiles. The Revolutionary Guard is already preparing the "delivery": one part for U.S. bases and another for Israel. 🇮🇷🚀

@Piicools What the fuck did I even just watch…

Fighting over stupidness and only in the hood☠️💀😭

@Cjpearson Quite a few Somalis out there for a place that says there aren’t that many

Tim Walz welcomed Minnesota high school students for a "walk out" in protest of ICE at the state capitol building. It quickly devolved into them fighting each other. Because of course. 🤣

Exactly

@Flowersmusee 52, 20,55,75,98

The Ravens currently have no officially retired jersey numbers. Which former and current Ravens players do you think deserve to have their numbers retired? #RavensFlock

@dom_lucre Bro didn’t even attempt to help. Chivalry might actually in fact, be dead.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Political commentator Camryn Kinsey just fainted live on Fox News, I am praying that she is ok.

@OriolesMagic23 We spend no money in the off season and watch top talent walk.

Have you checked out on the Orioles yet? I’m definitely getting close… #Birdland

@EndWokeness Hold up, Angel Reese ain’t black!?

WNBA player Paige Bueckers: "As a white, I want to shed light on black players"

@RealWilliamCarr @Amaners83 @nickysmokess @NjTank99 Well if this isn’t the pot calling the kettle black…

@Amaners83 @nickysmokess @NjTank99 Whatever you say little gay boy😂

So you gonna text me back or ??

@AB84 Surely must be cracker of the day

@OliLondonTV *Edge of Space* Fixed it for her.

Katy Perry says she hopes her 11 minute trip to space will help unite Americans. “I hope they can see the unity that we modelled and replicate that and understand that we weren’t just taking up space we were making space for the future.”

@ceolawyer There is no such thing as hate speech

Some racist yelled and cursed at 3 young Muslim women from inside his Tesla truck for 3 minutes. That man was Perry Greene, the ex-husband of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. So I made him apologize privately to them and their families for over 20 minutes, then sit for Friday sermon at their mosque to get educated about Islam, and then issue a public apology to the world. Only after my clients were satisfied with the apology and his community service, we offered a discounted settlement of $75,000. That’s $25,000 PER MINUTE of hate speech. I did all of this in 7 days. Alhamdulillah.

@827js What is sticking out of his neck?

Trump using RICO to bring everyone to court.