Trap “Trapster” Johnson

@notdsanders26 Def some good t hanging around there. Respect

@Trapgod71 Just going to scope out the torsos👀👀👀👀

If my parlay hits I’m going to Morgan wallen Friday no exception

@notdsanders26 your yamal jersey purchase is justified now that the cup is going on. I wish I had a j so bad

@TerryTime45 Struggling father of 3 ahh LinkedIn post

I thought it was just toast but bread becomes toast through the controlled application of heat, changing its texture, flavor, and value. Similarly, companies listed on the Nasdaq often undergo periods of growth, innovation, and market pressure that transform (toast) them #dahbih

@TerryTime45 Dah fuh

Dat bih tuh

@EJWalters43 I’d take the recipe if you remember it

The #womenintheoffice talked about their chicken salad recipes for 45 minutes today

Watching the w cup thinking back to my soccer reffing days. Reffed my second game (last game). Kid was obviously offsides, I called it, team went on to score 5 seconds later to cut the lead to 9-1. I felt bad, put the flag down and got chewed out for it. Got fired the next game

Told my barber about my story of dropping a home run ball at the twins game a couple weeks back (105 mph exit velo btw). Dude was giving me shit so I tipped him a smooth $5 and am now in the market for a new barber. Not taking shit from your old ahh

@RetroGolfGame Preciate that retro. It was a good strike indeed

@Trapgod71 an ace is an ace, doesn't matter how many were in the chamber lol. 140 with the pitching wedge is flushing it. take the W

Just got a hole in one on a par 3 course. 140 p wedge. This will never be talked about because I hit about 12 balls on the hole but need to document somehow. Send hate.

@notdsanders26 Thanks Meg

@Trapgod71 Congrats Trap

Kirkland has to be the most reliable brand on the market. Love me goodfellow over at target but Costco really has something figured out here

I’ve got too much time in my hands to be tweeting this much. I hate to say it but I gotta get my ahh back to work

John Mayer is top 5 vibes music #soft

Just did my mom for $347 at Costco. She wasn’t thrilled but the boys gotta stay fed

Can’t believe I be I used to bike my weak ahh to “Trojan Power” at the local middle school. Show up, throw 7 reps of the bar around and then leave to go get a s’mores frappacino at caribou coffee

@notdsanders26 Guy was so dih. Can’t believe I put USD on that guy

Who the fuck let D. Lewis on that card🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This main event is the best fight I have ever seen. Straight dogs

Tyson fury walking out of the White House front door to sex on fire is not something I’d ever thought I would see

I’m sick of these nobody’s winning golf tournaments these days. I miss when it was Koepka (beauty) and Speith firing at pins on a crisp Sunday. I have the same looking swing as “Bud Cauley” but somehow I’m shooting 90s and he’s 17 under.