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@Groovyhoovy And he never charged a dime for his services. He only kept the tips.

A mohel is retiring and showing the new mohel around "I've been here for 55 years. I've saved every single foreskin from every circumcision. See?" he pulls out a tiny wallet. The new mohel says, "That's small." The old mohel says, "But if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

@paytonsun @WGNNews

It’s that time once again #Bears fans. Give me your thoughts on the first half in the form of the GIF…GO!

@ImMeme0 The industry will change. Buyers with VA loans are not allowed to use the loan to pay for brokerage fees/commissions. They will probably end up going directly to the seller/sellers agent, which is known as “dual agency.”

Yesterday, the National Association of Realtors has agreed to a landmark settlement that would eliminate real estate brokers' long-standing commissions, commonly of up to 6% of the purchase price. After this settlement the real estate market will undergo significant changes resulting in buyers losing their representation. Your thoughts?

@ChicagoContrar1 As a parent of a former Vaughn student, in 2022, permission slips were issued to allow students to attend an “information session” prior to a joining a “march to the polls.” Not knowing what information was being disseminated in the “information session”, we replied “no”. #noway

The CTU member with students pictured here is employed at Vaughn Occupational High School, which serves cognitively disabled pupils. These photos were taken today outside the Chicago Cultural Center. Note the students holding signs and a student with the "I Voted" sticker. Some of these cognitively disabled students have difficulty reading or are non-readers. If these students did vote, were they able to understand the ballot? How did these students pick candidates? How are they reading the Bring Chicago Home question? Is it routine for CTU members to escort students to polling places? Did school administrators or the network approve of this trip? Did parents sign off on permission slips?

@Groovyhoovy A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”

What old joke still makes you laugh? I'll start. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump.

@AmtrakAlerts How about the Saluki train 391 on January 9 from Chicago to Carbondale?

SERVICE ALERT: Modified Service in Advance of Winter Storm spr.ly/6017RYJm1

@coriandesign Any suggestions on how to remove this stain? Tried Bar Keepers Friend, baking soda, bleach - nothing

@Groovyhoovy I believe she worked at Photomat

Her follow up, “Sex for One,” was almost as sad.

The saddest book ever written.

@CPD1617Scanner Who are theses people claiming to be representatives of the Polish Community? What Polish Organization is this? Doesn’t anyone ever ask? SMH….

I can probably tell you right now majority of the Polish Community doesn’t like this endorsement .

@TrishBiondo Congratulations, Trish! That’s awesome! Now you can add the letters “HOF” to your name/signature!👍

❤️ So excited! Humbled and stunned. God Bless the country radio industry and country music listeners. ❤️

@TrishBiondo @AmericanIdol Absolutely…and the James Blunt song, “Monsters” sung by the young man from Hawaii left me a blubbering mess.

Well this has been quite the emotional @AmericanIdol - so much talent-so much heart. ❤️ #AmericanIdol

@TrishBiondo Trish, Mary and I (Dave) would like to extend our deepest sympathies to you and your family. May your faith, family and memories Bring you comfort during this difficult time.

My father passed away early Sunday morning. I am broken hearted. He gave me my love of family, friends, faith, country music, travel & hard work to name a few. He made the world a better place especially for my family & me. A Chgo firefighter he was a hero to many especially me

@BronaghTumulty Would this ever happen in Ireland?

This is a better look at one of the cars being jumped on Friday night. I already tweeted screenshots from a different video. Does anyone know who the man in the vehicle is? Would love to get his perspective on what happened - and find out what damage was done to his car.

@TrishBiondo Great pic, Trish! Hope he’s doing well!

Hope you all had a wonderful Father’s Day Weekend. Enjoyed spending time with my family. Here’s one of my favorite pictures of me and my dad, my hero. ❤️

@ramblin_ray @NickGale_WLS @maxarmstrong Awesome Sled Shed!!

Nick @NickGale_WLS @maxarmstrong

@ChicagoParks @BlockClubCHI PACE Paratransit is a complete disaster. Disabled daughter stranded on bus for 2 1/2 hours for a 4 mile trip from Park Dist- no bathroom/water. They picked up the wrong person last time. #paceparatransit #DisabilityRights #mentalhealth #SpecialOlympics

@SO_Illinois PACE Paratransit is a complete disaster. Disabled daughter stranded on bus for 2 1/2 hours for a 4 mile trip - no bathroom/water. They picked up the wrong person last time. #paceparatransit #DisabilityRights #mentalhealth #SpecialOlympics

@RTA_Chicago PACE Paratransit is a complete disaster. Disabled daughter stranded on bus for 2 1/2 hours for a 4 mile trip - no bathroom/water. They picked up the wrong person last time. #paceparatransit #DisabilityRights #mentalhealth #SpecialOlympics

@GlamGram7 @AmyJacobson @EWoodhouse7 @DanVosnos Today, Menard’s on Clybourn still requiring customers to wear masks. Home Depot doesn’t.

@AmyJacobson @EWoodhouse7 @DanVosnos anyone know any stores or chains that are still requiring masks despite Illinois dropping its mask mandate? shopping today in the northwest suburbs Macy’s for example is still requiring their employees to wear a mask (and gloves)

@Paulvallas @John_Kass @ChicagoMayor @ILSchoolChoice @illinoispolicy @SchoolChoiceNow @RAS_Education @AnitaPadilla32 Unacceptable practices of the CTU against those that wish to teach. Pathetic.

Take a read of @John_Kass article on the CTU & @ChicagoMayor. Chicago is in desperate need of School Choice & needs it now! CTU must stop holding kids education hostage! @ILSchoolChoice @illinoispolicy @SchoolChoiceNow @RAS_Education @AnitaPadilla32 johnkassnews.com/after-ctu-chic…