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Props to @BackToTheDoge and @DogeRanch

I knew only a few would understand.

"It's what plants crave"

@QueenSatoshee How very NE of you.

does anyone else eat ranch on pizza or am i just a degenerate

Markets up and so are the founders it seems. Grow what you love, and beware the grift. These mother fuckers don't give a damn about you.

"Internet people don't know anything. It's all fake." - Internet people.

@HerbaceousRiot This should be the main story of all news outlets everywhere

I've been working on this dog's fear of leaving the property since May. Today is the first day she not only jumped in the car on her own, she was actually excited to be on the trip. Images of her riding before vs today. She's not afraid of being abandoned anymore. 💕

make shame great again

@jimjimmiejames @SpacedO_t777

words we should use more often: hootenanny

If you're in the market for a cybertruck, hit me up... #tesla #Cybertruck

Who wants a Cybertruck but didn't pre-order one?

@HerbaceousRiot Little of both honestly. But I appreciate it!

@TravisNTravesty I just figured you took a break from this place. I was watching for ya.

Was phoneless. Now phonefull. Noone was worried but there is your update.

So bird flu, huh? And now you're arrested for resisting the unelected "authority" or speaking against it? Tight. Bawk bawk is back for the sheeple. Homesteaders beware.

@smoerkaffe I'll be honest, I wondered. But still, cool opportunity there.

@TravisNTravesty Yeah, but tbh it’s the post is just copy pasta from another acc 😂

phantom is paying $140k / annual for a social media intern position the job requirements are 'memes + top reply guy' i've seen a lot of comments about how the pay for this role is INSANE or RIDICULOUS but but but people with a master's degree are getting paid $40k!!!!! yes, and they should finding a top memelord, reply guy, or shitposter is almost impossible finding some millenial or zoomer with a crackerjack box masters degree in some field made up in the last 10 years is very easy gender neutral colonial inter-pod humpback whale fish-to-human race relations majors in complete fucking shambles degrees are not congruent with skills and degrees are not congruent with value added to a business a top shitposter will actually drive phantom further than any retarded masters hire the intern role is 10x more important than any single engineering role at the biz 120iq bald know-it-all fat devs are a time a dozen (hi mert) savage memelords are extremely rare actually this position is underpaid probably the most important position at @phantom the middle curve is in complete shambles the 20iq and 200iq shall inherit the earth and we shall inherit the digital realm you can never escape and your degree is fucking useless

@bomber_bot__ @BoredApeYC @yugalabs

@BackToTheDoge I can always count on you to smack some sense into everyone

@BackToTheDoge 🤣🤣