Trenemy # One
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Trenemy # One
@TrenemyNumber1
Husband, Father, Bodybuilder, Photographer, Grok Imagine Creator 💍 @dennakahlan























My girlfriend: "We never do anything fun anymore. Let's do something this Saturday." Me: "Great idea. What do you want to do?" Her: "I don't care. Surprise me." Me: "Okay, let's go hiking at the state park." Her: "No, it's supposed to be humid. I don't want to sweat." Me: "Okay, let's go check out the new art museum exhibit." Her: "Too much walking. My feet hurt just thinking about it." Me: "How about we try that new escape room downtown?" Her: "I don't want to be locked in a box doing math puzzles on my day off." Me: "Okay... so you don't actually want me to surprise you?" Her: "Why are you trying to ruin my weekend before it even starts?" We spent Saturday silently scrolling TikTok on opposite ends of the couch.






CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 27 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. Youare on your own. Always on your own.







