Trevor

Nicotine and caffeine for breakfast. Stomach aches for lunch. And maybe a cosmic brownie for dinner.

🚨BREAKING: Trump signs his most important executive order yet

just craving a scroll rn

anyone else?

Sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. I've been alive for 47 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. But im still alive living my life. Stop acting like sex is the end all be all when Star wars is infinitely better.

crunch

Mac Miller's best project

It’s past my bedtime

I bet @youngthug ain’t think this was gone be a wedding song either! 🤑💸

Hello

Andrew Callaghan on CNN: "Even CNN competes for views by running constant 24hr news cycles based upon fear, division, outrage & panic, probably like to sell ads." Don Lemon: "I don't agree with what you're saying."

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 29 Nov 2012 (via @twi_age).

Give me a service truck and a hi-vis vest then watch me ruin corporate America

@fasc1nate Atlas got moves too

how the heII did one of these kiII osama bin Iaden