T-C Girl Problems

Is she okay? Too much Fireball? Here, have her smell my Scentsy travel tin. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

Copy the super unique spelling of my child's name? I hope the wind blows the sequins off your jeans. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

More like Stone-r Soup, ammirite? #TriCitiesGirlProblems

I would LOVE a family photo! I was thinking graffitied railroad meets steamy make out in wheat field. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

Not in 2014 @frostmesweet, I distribute AdvoCare now. #SparkCupcakes? #TriCitiesGirlProblems

@983THEKEY Faith Martin is like the cool aunt I never had. My real aunt is a Husky. We don't speak to her. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

Everytime I think about the tri-cities, I don't think good things #gtfo @TriCities_Girl

I like him. He really has that, "I finished high school at River's Edge" look. #Edgy #TriCitiesGirlProblems

DAD! Did you wash your Hazmat pants with my whites?! #tricitiesgirlproblems

Buying coffee at Sharehouse DOES work. Hallelujah! #tricitiesgirlproblems

@TRClivin come up with your own shit, or meet me in the Denny's parking lot in ten, where we can really settle this.

Virginia Woolf? Is she the owner of Twigs? Fuck it, I like the wall quote. Woolf, this next Lemon Drop's for you. #tricitiesgirlproblems

He's okay, but I'm pretty sure that "Zombie Patrol" car is his. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

@hopesolo we went to high school together. I mean, we went to the same high school. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

I feel like I know Hope Solo. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

@austinmolt plutonium exposure?

Look, I'm sorry I tried to take you to Taco Bell instead of Roberto's. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

Whatever, he has a boat. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

I'm in love with a Dutch Bro. #TriCitiesGirlProblems

I know Cool Desert Nights is a few months away, but should I make reservations for DQ now? #TriCitiesGirlProblems