Trini Lee

@lecuolo JLP's arms were better...

#survivorau ok davids arms

#survivorau epi 18 on y va

Brooke turning on Simon was a shitty move. I hope someone else gets to the end... #SurvivorAU

@heavensbvnny Lol

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

@ChristouSteve Fuck Christianity! Dominating the shopping centers every year.

I have received numerous complaints from Irate residents who are deeply distressed that no Easter celebration messaging has been erected at Stockland Shopping Centre Merrylands. Local residents have asserted to me that when they have contacted centre management in regard to this matter, they have received various responses from centre management staff ranging from claiming ignorance and being unaware of why Easter messaging is not displayed in the centre to we are a diverse community. Yesterday afternoon I conducted a walk through of Stockland Merrylands Shopping Centre and could not identify any Easter messaging. The apparent segregation of the Christian community is disgraceful and should be called out. Australia is a Western Democratic country with Christianity being identified as the main religion with roughly 43.9% of the population identifying as Christian. This kind of behaviour is most unacceptable and needs to be called out. I have written to Stockland Shopping Centre Merrylands asking for a response in regard to this most serious matter. Celebrating one faiths traditions and excluding another in particular Christianity causes nothing but division and resentment within local communities. It is the responsibility of community leaders and major businesses to bring people together not sow division with woke policies that exclude the majority of our community in fear of offending minority groups.

Why is this annoying arse in The Traitors? @MichaelRapaport

@TimothyJones92 Why dont you mind your fucking business you arsehole

There's this chick at my college that has banged close to 100 dudes (me included). She just posted a photo on IG with her new boyfriend. The guy seems so nice and innocent, like posting pictures with his grandma. I'm considering messaging him and letting him know about his chick because I don't think he has any idea and if he did, he probably wouldn't be dating her. Should I message him or just let it be? I'm worried that by trying to be a hero I might actually be a villain. Maybe he knows and just doesn't care

Do you think the production team told David G to emulate JLP or do you think he doesn't understand he can have his own style when hosting? I miss JLP

@mrmikeMTL Sunday fortnighly roast, or meat more than once a week. Store bought dessert that wasnt rice,milk and sugar.

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

@tyleroakley @jakepaul Definitely brain damage

@jakepaul ohhhhhhhhhh (me realizing you have brain damage)

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

Hello. I’m a religious mother of six, married for 30 years, an American designer who lives in France, and a bestselling non-fiction writer. Today I'm going to convince you that males are the secondary sex, and that patriarchy is a perversion of evolution. Ready? Let's go: 1/x

@sweatystartup I hope your daughter stops talking to you because you only see her as an object for breeding...

Would never do this for my daughter. Girls mature much faster so the awkward stages boys face aren’t an issue. Also the biological clock is ticking after college.

I hold my boys back in school so they are the oldest in their classes. Massive advantage over the kids of parents who blindly follow the rules. They’ll be bigger, more mature, better at relationships, get the girls, on and on. That confidence will lead to massive success.

@emilyaustin Jesus. I hope you get fired!

Live reaction to Billie Eilish going on a “Fuck ICE” rant 🤮 Painful to listen to.

@Anambra__babyyy @potentialamuni @rena45072 @Lee_Raa_Tuu I have heaps of guy and girl friends. Doesnt mean i want to fuck em nor they want to fuck me...

@potentialamuni @rena45072 @Lee_Raa_Tuu They should be called acquaintances.

Went to dinner with my husband and his friend When the bill came, my husband paid for myself and him. His friend paid for herself. No one said anything, it just happened naturally. Later that day I found out they had an argument about it. His friend thought it was strange that my husband didn’t cover her bill too. I thought about it for a bit,

@potentialamuni @Anambra__babyyy @Lee_Raa_Tuu Omg soooooo i secure

@Anambra__babyyy @Lee_Raa_Tuu Actually, this is insecurity

@JDVance i hope your face is monster trucked!

I want every ICE officer to know that their president, vice president, and the entire administration stands behind them. To the radicals assaulting them, doxxing them, and threatening them: congratulations, we're going to work even harder to enforce the law.

@Naam_kafi_hai Tar

Guess the flavour of Ice-Cream??😭

@cessonmute Unhinged^^^ Splitting is totally normal. Dont be like this arsehole ^^^

so i recently went on a date. everything was going great… until the bill showed up. he leans in and says, trying to sound casual, “hey, you cool with us just splitting this?” i nearly laughed. instead, i smiled and said, “it’s okay, i’ve got it. i’ll save us the awkward moment,” put my card down, and left. blocked him before the night even ended. if you ask someone out and plan the date, but hesitate when the check arrives, that tells me everything i need to know

@LovesTravelStop Meanwhile, staff at your store will steal your lottery scratchie money!

Safe travels if you are dashing through the snow to see family today. Love's is open if you need to fuel up! ❤️🎄

@Matt_Camenzuli Why are you in my feed? Fuck off

I'm not sure how much longer Albanese will last. He has upset some of the most powerful people in Australia.

@CrazyVibes_1 Your boyfriend thinks you should do the work. Dump his fucking arse

I have a cleaning lady who comes to my house every other week. She's super hardworking, really nice, and I completely trust her. She comes while I'm at work and I get to come home to a clean house! the best feeling. One time she told me she drank a can of Pepsi from my fridge and even asked if she should pay me back. I told her she has my permission to take a break and eat/ drink whatever she needs while she's there. Since then she'll occasionally have a pop, a glass of juice, once she said she had a piece of toast. She's never helped herself to any meals, snacks, or anything beyond that. My bf was over the other night and said he saw my cleaning lady "stealing from the fridge." I told him she wasn't stealing lol she has my permission, and she's definitely not sitting around being lazy. She was taking a break! My bf said it's weird, unprofessional, and that it could lead to boundary crossing. I told him I've known this woman for two years and nothing like that has ever happened. My bf thinks I should fire her before it gets WORSE. I don't understand HIS logic. Am I wrong for thinking: like why change something that's been working perfectly fine? Am I being weird?