Triple E

@MohamedLightCr1 Which mohammed wrote that 🤨

@Clavicular0 > gets rejected by every girl in France. > blames WWII and genes

According to insiders, De Bruyne reportedly pulled teammate Jérémy Doku aside and gave him a strong warning about his wife Shireen. KDB told Doku: “As soon as your wife gives birth, go for a DNA test. I don’t trust Thibaut Courtois”

🚨 Arabia Saudí decide ABANDONAR el Mundial 2026 🗣️ "No hay mayor humillación que recibir un gol de Ferran Torres, aunque sea en fuera de juego."

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.

Endrick: il Titanic è la mia nave preferita di tutti i tempi Ancelotti:

🚨😳 A Cristiano se le ha olvidado cambiar de cuenta en instagram "Ánimo Cristiano, eres el mejor jugador del mundial aunque tu equipo no te ayude"

🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: Luis de la Fuente CONFIRMA que tiene un plan infalible para ganar a Arabia Saudita El entrenador planea pegar lonchas de jamón por el cuerpo de sus jugadores, impidiendo así que los rivales se acerquen

🚨| La federación de Haití ha pedido a la FIFA QUEDARSE en EEUU hasta que acabe el mundial para poder seguir disfrutando de las pausas de hidratación

🚨💣 ÚLTIMA HORA: la FIFA ha sometido a Ferran Torres a un test antidoping de URGENCIA después de marcar un gol en un entrenamiento

@Lazarbeam My father died of cancer a month ago

My dad got diagnosed with cancer and it’s been the absolute worst experience of my life But I have been reflecting a lot on how lucky I am to have a career that I can freely put on pause to maximise time with family, basically living at hospital I don’t like talking about this stuff but really wanted to express my gratitude ❤️

ja polubiający wszystkie brazylijskie tweety o Ancelottim i Endricku

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou convocar a rihanna pra seleção? Ancelotti:

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

💣🚨 Absent de la liste de l'Angleterre pour la Coupe du Monde, Phil Foden s'entraîne tout de même très dur. 💪 (@LaureBoulard)

“We never conceded 2 goals when I played for England”

There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses