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@NoSwayze If it was easily achievable more people would achieve it lol

Guys, I think "225 lb. barbell bench press is easily achievable for the average man" and "The average person doesn't even lift" can both be true at the same time

@kurokaexe Krispy Kreme ad

I set up a whole fun fact sheet about the Artemis II launch and brought donuts to work and nobody cared 🥹

@bamagelz @grahamformaine Which allies? All NATO members sent troops to Afghanistan

@grahamformaine He was right when he said: "We don't have to be there. We don't need their oil. We don't need anything they have. We're there to help our allies." Allies whose citizens have child care and universal healthcare. These allies have NEVER put boots on the ground for American Wars.

Trump is right. A pointless war or universal daycare. He’s right: that’s the choice.

@KerryBurgess You can tell it's fake because he walked to church

The contentmachine is right. This is how I, as a European, see America for the average US citizen. Am I wrong?

@jayypatriot That's a sex worker dude. You can pay liberal American sex workers to pretend to be conservative with you right now.

Can we trade liberal women for Japanese women ?

@MChigurha12922 @BredsguardDalen I bet you hear that from your wife often.

@BredsguardDalen LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 I fell and the meat slipped in

When your Liberal neighbors show up to your Texas BBQ 🤣

@Beginning_BKN We're the most metabolically dysfunctional society in human history

BBQで米を食べないのは異文化として理解出来るが、パンを食べてるもんだと思ってた。あのデカイ肉をただ食うの？？？野菜も穀物も無しで？？？？

@RickyDoggin I'm sorry but to me this is the same level of cooking as that red haired lady who mixes brownie batter and sprinkles on her flat top.

Could you eat a 38.6 Pound Steak?

@461Alfred I'm American and I would say the burger looks unbalanced. Every aspect of the hamburger has been refined over generations, and it's peak hubris to believe you can improve it by exaggerating the ingredient ratios like in this example. A good bun is critical.

こういう肉が盛り盛りのバーガー、めちゃくちゃ美味そうな反面、日本人視点だと「バンズのボリューム薄くない？」って思いがちだけど、これって実はパン＝ご飯だと変換するのが良くなくて、実際は手を汚さないようにするためなので、本質的には「おにぎりの海苔」と同じ扱いらしいぜ！！

@sighyam It's a lack of critical thinking. If someone opens or eats food before purchasing but is doing it in the open, there's very good possibility they're gonna pay for it and should be given the benefit of the doubt. I've eaten an entire donut in the store and paid for it after.

Japanese and Thais have been fighting on Twitter all day. Here’s the tea lol: A Thai man at a 7-11 attempted to buy a box of instant ramen. He opens it, pours hot water, and then goes to pay. Why? Because in Thailand this is common, as Thais live in a high interpersonal trust society and people can be trusted to pay for things at shops. For added clarity, this practice is mostly done with noodles to save time and not much else. However, in Japan, people are expected to pay for noodles before opening them. A Japanese 7-11 cashier corrects him. No problem. The man pays. Great learning experience. The video is shared online in case other Thais don’t know. A Japanese nationalist account reposts the video: many Japanese netizens harshly criticise the Thai man, with many being racist and xenophobic, even attacking the man for not knowing how to insert cash into the machine, calling him backward, a country bumpkin, and stupid, etc. Thais reacted by criticising the Japanese for their uptightness, saying how when Japanese tourists make mistakes, the Thai mindset and approach are to act calm and reasonable. Thais are confused why it’s so hard to adopt an “it’s okay” mindset, especially when no harm was caused. In Thailand, this is a quintessential mindset that Thais live by. The Japanese side responds and basically says it doesn’t matter… you’re in Japan, and the Thai man is practically stealing. Thais respond by saying, okay, understood but who attempts to steal and then goes to pay? Thais then pull out receipts of all the times Japanese tourists have behaved badly in Thailand, pointing out that bad behaviour stemming from moral bankruptcy like discrimination, sexual assault, and theft is more common from Japanese tourists than from Thais, with many cases making headlines over the past few years alone. Comments about Thailand being backward because the Thai man put the cash note in the wrong way were also met with confusion from the Thai side. In Thailand, QR payments and e-wallets are the default payment methods, and most Thais now adopt this new-gen banking tech. Japan is still a cash heavy society and relies on older infrastructure habits. It’s worth writing that not every Japanese comments are attacking the Thai man. Many are being reasonable and those who have travelled to Thailand have been pushing back against other Japanese netizens comments.

@MaximeAsugi @XH_Lee23 Damn, how do I get that job, I love China

@XH_Lee23 It's scripted, and that guy is actually a man living in China who does propaganda content.

Don’t be nervous, bro. You’re in China, not the UK. Our honor guards won’t yell at you "Make Way" and push you aside. They’ll just go around you.

@ethrlmind @capn_cooks Delete the aww speech bubble and it's basically as good as this idea could be

@capn_cooks Counterpoint: best combo is these two panels only

reading old penny arcade and ctrl+alt+del strips and the big thing i noticed is that they both usually make the exact same jokes but tim buckley has zero idea how to deliver a punchline. in this one he blurts it out in the first panel making the other panels entirely pointless

Tel Aviv after an Iranian missile strike.

@F_Vaggi @DavidAstinWalsh Maybe other programs are different, but in my biological sciences PhD, there was seminar after seminar advising us about career options outside academia. It was not the expectation that most of us would secure or were even aiming for tenure-track positions.

@DavidAstinWalsh The math still doesn’t work if the expectation is that professors train multiple PhD students each of which is expected to stay in academia. Either the student population keeps exploding as well or increased funding at best punts it down one or two generations.

Yeah, academia tried this and it's leading to disciplinary collapse.

@MikeBales Four different carbs and no fiber, sounds like they want your son to have coronary artery disease and colon cancer

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@ancientlovesong Isn't it a Charli XCX song?

“but it’s about us we’re two girls who are very similar” KSjdjshdkaj

@pink__bandaids @Tylersquak I think most of the Pitt crew can put 1 and 1 together about where the doctor addicted to pills working in the ER was getting his fix from

@Tylersquak she doesn’t want him to out himself as an ex-addict (everyone already knows btw) she wants him to out himself a thief that stole meds from the hospital they all work at

#thepittspoilers Wanting your recovering coworker to out themselves as an ex addict in order for you to accept their apology is actually fucking crazy. No hate but what

@Yammezz1 @AlHendiify If you regularly use and wash them it doesn't seem likely. Like a wood cutting board.

The other day my brother put the idea in my head that when plastivorous microorganisms start getting widespread one of the first signs will be unexplainable fires.

@ramit What do you mean by you're obsessed with the usefulness of things? What do you mean by you're allergic to overplanning for things? Why are you advertising a completely unrelated book on how to make money?

I love this photo. I'm obsessed with the usefulness of things I use EVERY DAY -- specialty coffee beans, beautiful sweaters, great gym gear -- and allergic to overplanning for things that I'd rarely use, like an RV that gets taken camping once/year

@BatVibes The bug and mushroom are probably friends and enjoy each other's company. I just spoke with Parasect in Pokopia and he seems really chill

Did you know one the darkest piece of Pokémon lore isn't a fan theory—it's 100% canon? By the time Paras evolves into Parasect, the bug is dead 🍄💀 • The Eyes: Notice how Paras has pupils, but Parasect's eyes are completely blank and white? The host is gone • The Biology: The mushrooms on its back are called tochukaso (based on real-world cordyceps fungus), which slowly drain the host's life force • The Pokédex: Several games' have confirmed that the parasite has "taken over the host bug" • The Control: When it evolves, you aren't giving commands to the Pokémon anymore. The parasite is running the show You're not training the bug anymore. You're training the fungus.