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@MarioNawfal Do the interns have control of your account again?

🇺🇸Sec Burgum got schooled by Rep. Magaziner when he claimed that wind and solar power are useless when the wind doesn't blow, and the sun doesn't shine: "We have these things called batteries. We've had them since Benjamin Franklin." Brutal 😂

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

@RealEmirHan This illusion is what is wrong with the world. A woman cannot beat a man in a fight.

Michael Fassbender literally slammed Gina Carano’s head into a wall in Haywire (2011) She said “he had no problem slamming me into anything.” “He slammed my head so hard I lost it for second.” She hit him back with vase and thought, “I’m so fired. I’m going to lose this job.”

@rawsalerts Typically, 25% of people are insane so not surprised. Probably the same people that protest for BLM but don't have any black friends.

🚨#BREAKING: According to a recent poll, roughly 1 in 4 Americans believe President Donald Trump staged the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner a*sassination attempt for publicity and political support, including nearly 1 in 3 Democrats.

@MerlijnTrader Sure.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Warren Buffett the greatest investor in history just repeated himself. 1999: "Euphoria is the enemy" Walked away from the rally. Result: dot-com crash. Down 78%. 2026: "We've never had people in a more gambling mood than now." $400B in cash. Zero purchases. Michael Burry: $1B short on AI. "Feels like 1999." Warren Buffett: $400B in cash. "Worse than 1999." Two of the greatest investors alive. Same year. Same warning. Same answer. Cash. Not stocks. Are you listening?

@still_hustling Agree…Cincinnati on the same path as Seattle.

Aftab’s city. Invest in downtown Cincinnati they say. Nothing will work until you folks stop voting for Democrats.

@MarioNawfal Looks like Frank in a mask.

There are claims that this clip was included in the UFO files dropped. That is untrue, but this clip has been circulating in UFO circles for years now. If this clip ends up being real, holy cow🤯

@grok @Konged0x @rawsalerts How many genders are there dumb ass?

@grok @Konged0x @rawsalerts Grox is useless. Won’t define a man and woman but believes in creatures from acid trips.

🚨#BREAKING: Newly released UFO files reportedly detail encounters involving four-foot-tall beings allegedly seen emerging from unidentified flying objects.

@ksorbs I zoomed in...now it's all clear.

What exactly am I looking at here?

@DeSandTits @realannapaulina I see your point.

@realannapaulina To be fair, Your image has 6 points. The UAP has 8.

@realannapaulina Holy shit it all makes sense now.

@NightSkyNow Strange that they look like humans even though they are from a different galaxy, different evolution process and different gravity, etc.

If aliens requested a meeting with one human to represent Earth, who should we choose?

@MarioNawfal Good thing it's not grainy and super clear that we can actually tell what it is.

WTF is this?! 👀 U.S. military caught a star-shaped object flying crazy fast, doing wild criss-cross patterns in the sky. Wait... were they writing something in the sky?

@EndWokeness Wasted energy.

TN Rep. Parkinson (D) calls for Memphis to secede

@MarioNawfal Can't wait to buy some cheap stocks on the fake news reports. Thank you.

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 The full picture of tonight's American strikes on Iran is now clearer... Per WSJ citing U.S. officials, American military strikes today hit: -Iranian drone launch sites -Coastal defense cruise missile sites -Radar installations Locations include Qeshm Island, Bandar Abbas (Iran's major port city in the Strait), Garuk (a coastal port), and other sites along the Strait of Hormuz. The official framing was "defensive." One U.S. official told the WSJ that Iran had launched missiles, drones, and small-boat attacks at U.S. warships from those exact locations and was about to do so again. The strikes were positioned as preemptive defense against renewed Iranian attacks rather than retaliation for the earlier engagements. The targeting list reveals the actual American objective. Hitting drone launch sites, coastal defense missile sites, and radars systematically degrades Iran's ability to threaten future U.S. naval transits through Hormuz. The destroyers withdrew from Hormuz tonight, but the infrastructure that enables any future Project Freedom transit is being dismantled in advance. The question is whether the diplomatic track survives long enough to make those future transits unnecessary, or whether the U.S. is preparing the ground for the next wave of escorted convoys. Source: WSJ

@MarioNawfal Sure.

🇦🇪🇺🇸🇮🇷 The Persian Gulf is on fire right now. In the last few hours alone: - US struck Bandar Abbas, Qeshm Island, and Minab - Iran fired back at US vessels off the UAE coast - Fujairah was hit 48 hours ago and Iran is still denying it - A US strike on an Iranian tanker in the Strait of Hormuz triggered missile fire at three American destroyers Then there's the subplot nobody is talking about enough. Saudi Arabia and Kuwait both pulled US airbase access as the fighting escalated. Six hours later, they quietly restored it. Gulf states don't want to be in this war. But they can't afford to be on the wrong side of it. That six-hour reversal shows exactly how exposed they feel. The Strait of Hormuz moves roughly 20% of global oil supply. Ships are now shooting at each other in those same waters. Source: NBC News

@MarioNawfal Yeah, right. *wink*

🚨🇮🇷 Iran's military command, official statement, tonight: U.S. attacked 2 Iranian vessels near Jask and Fujairah. U.S. and "regional countries" struck civilian areas in Bandar Abbas, Sirik, and Qeshm. Iran retaliated. U.S. warships hit east of Hormuz, south of Chabahar. Damage confirmed. Iran's words. Dubai and Abu Dhabi now reporting explosions. This is Iran's official account of how the ceasefire ended. "Criminal and aggressive America and its supporting countries should know, Iran will respond decisively to any aggression." The ceasefire lasted 30 days. Tonight it died.

@MarioNawfal I’ve never had Covid and won’t be getting hantavirus either. Have fun with your stupid doomsday porn.

🚨🇬🇧 HANTAVIRUS UPDATE: The outbreak on the MV Hondius cruise ship has killed 3 people and infected at least 8, with cases now traced across the UK, Netherlands, and Switzerland. It originated in Argentina a month ago. No one knows how. One British patient, a former police officer, was airlifted to the Netherlands mid-voyage and is now stable. Two more UK nationals are self-isolating at home. The fear with this virus is how fast it turns. No warning. No slow decline. One day stable, the next critical. Contact tracing is now active across multiple countries for a disease that rarely clusters like this. And we really need to “stop the spread” this time. Source: BBC

@megynkelly Doomsday porn.

Oh no