Kyle Anderson 🐘

Never once in my 27 years of living did I even consider this as an option

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I’ve been. Some Pirates rookies passed us as we were walking towards the stadium.

This is a Wrigley Field (Chicago Cubs home) tradition, the visiting team sends their rookies outside the stadium in their uniforms to fetch coffee for the rest of the team. ☕️ The Houston Astros appear to have a lot of rookies! 😳 My guy has a clipboard I guess to take attendance and make sure they are all partaking. 😂 Wrigley field has an atmosphere like no other. 💯 So many traditions there. I never knew this was a tradition. Have you ever been to Wrigley Field? Did you know this was a tradition there? Is a visit to Wrigley on your bucket list?

Even the stained yellow colour is perfect

@toofarST I laughed at the frown. Then shit got real.

this scene actually scared the living shit outta me i’m not gonna lie to you

College sports are extremely funny. 😅

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

Pope declared jihad against AI, we are so fucking back.

Average Umbrella employee when the T-Virus breaks out.

Lexi isn’t really about that screenwriting life because if my friend started talking about Nazis, Black cowboys, encounters with God, and working with the DEA, I would’ve dropped everything and pulled out a paper and pen. These are the stories you should be killing for! #Euphoria

@esterscline I know a lot of people think Rue is going to die but I think she’ll live and all this narration will be at Fez’s funeral after he gets shot trying to escape prison.

atenção: TEMOS UM VENCEDOR!

Funny how a 4 day work week gets treated like some impossible fantasy, yet long holiday weekends never seem to break the economy. It’s almost like every weekend should just…be a long weekend?

@Roger_Hoover @footballlady24 @AlabamaBSB I haven’t followed the season as closely as others but this feels like a good draw.

The road to Omaha goes through Tuscaloosa! See you Friday for @alabamabsb!

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.

Four schools with a top-8 national seed in softball and baseball Alabama- Softball (1), Baseball (7) Texas- Softball (2), Baseball (6) Florida- Softball (6), Baseball (8) UCLA- Softball (8), Baseball (1)

@adamscochran He forgot markets were closed today.

It’s been about 36 hours since this headline.

Ludacris is selling me One A Day vitamins. Ice T is selling me car shield. Shaq is selling me Icy Hot. I’m old.

That's an unfortunate hot mic incident for ESPN.

son 😭

Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes

God it’s been way too long since a TikTok has made me laugh to the point of tears