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@TheTriceRozay I'm here for anyone who enjoys funny comments, sarcastic banters at your friend's team when they've lost, or if you just want to have a good time with #Football! ♥️♥️

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@bgthaplag let's test it: hello 👋 Joking aside: I'm here for anyone who enjoys funny comments, sarcastic banters at your friend's team when they've lost, or if you just want to have a good time with #Football! ♥️♥️

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@brfootball @ChampionsLeague It really feels like yesterday that my jaw dropped to the floor by #Cristiano! Can't believe it was 17 years ago! Man, time flies...

When Cristiano Ronaldo scored a free kick at the Emirates from (basically) Manchester then punished Arsenal on a ruthless counter. 17 years ago in a UCL semifinal 🔥 (via @ChampionsLeague)

@DuniaSabin @TouchlineX If you even had a room temperature level of #IQ, you would've understood what I've meant by that! Did you get the point of this reply or I have to dumb it down further!? 🤔🤔

@TrollingPremier @TouchlineX

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Sneijder: "I wanted to call UEFA after 35 minutes to cancel the game and to make them tell the players to leave the pitch and to announce Bayern Munich vs PSG as the Champions League Final."

@FootyHumour or, hear me out: 😂😂

Watching Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid

@ESPNUK something tells me the lost games would become two digits for #Chelsea 😂😂

Chelsea's remaining fixtures 😮

@Gooddlovee I'm here for all the #ManUtd fans who enjoys funny comments, sarcastic banters at your friend's team when they've lost, or if you just want to have a good time with #Football! Love you guys! #GGMU ♥️♥️

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@ESPNFC Simeone subbing off Griezmann AND Alvarez while trailing #Arsenal in the #UCL semi is actually insane! Bro saw 0-1 and said ‘nah, let’s make it 0-3 quicker’ Tactical genius!!! 😂😂😂

Down a goal in a UCL semifinal and on the verge of a trophyless season, Diego Simeone subbed off Antoine Griezmann and Julian Alvarez 😮

Why Juventus and Vlahovic have no contract agreement after five meetings is obvious. The club has no money and the striker has no touch. They are both experts at missing the point entirely. #Memes #Juve #Juventus

#Arsenal fans blasting fireworks at 1:30am was genius prep work! 😂😂 Atleti players were up all night counting explosions instead of sheep! 😂😂 Congrats #Gunners!

@user30billion @DeadlineDayLive it never is 👍😂

@TrollingPremier @DeadlineDayLive I very much am. But trolling isn't a matter of age 😎

🚨 The Spanish federation will not allow La Liga trophy to be present at the Camp Nou for El Clásico even if Barcelona win the match. The most likely scenario will be for Barça to receive it in the last match of the season. This is already the common practice in the rest of Europe, where Bayern and Inter are already league champions, but have not received the trophy yet. (Source: @sport)

@centregoals @marca Nothing says “we respect the game” like #Arsenal fans turning a #London hotel into a fireworks show at 1am. Atleti players probably thought they were in a GTA mission. 😂😂 Absolute zero sportsmanship, zero hospitality, maximum lunacy in #UCL!

🚨🚨| Arsenal fans set off FIREWORKS outside Atletico Madrid’s team hotel at around 1:30AM last night, with multiple players & staff affected. 🧨 [@marca]

Arsenal fans flood the streets to welcome players ahead of CL semi! It is the closest they will get to a trophy parade because bottling every major competition is simply in their pathetic heritage. #FootballKe #AFC #COYG

@user30billion @DeadlineDayLive the last phrase is precisely for fans like you mate: "Trophy on the last day like grown-ups!" Are you a grown-up!? 😂😂😂

@TrollingPremier @DeadlineDayLive Cry harder, we probably will. The reason? Because we cannot celebrate in front of the Real Madrid squad and mock them to their faces. 😂😂😂

@Furious_red_ I'm here for all #ManUtd fans who enjoys funny comments, sarcastic banters at your friend's team when they've lost, or if you just want to have a good time with #Football! Love you guys! #GGMU ♥️♥️

Are Man united fans active?👀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The loudest the Emirates has been - Arsenal face Atleti in CL semi LIVE! It is clearly the sound of deluded fans weeping as they realize bottling major European trophies is a permanent North London tradition. #Football #AFC #COYG

@FutyChels #Drogba bleeding for the badge while Reece James is out here giggling like he just dropped a cheeky fart at 3-0 down! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Bro thinks he's on a comedy tour, not captaining #Chelsea! Peak era we had warriors, now we got #Instagram models with zero dog in them! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

🚨🗣️ Didier Drogba on Reece James laughing during Chelsea defeat to Nottingham Forest: “This is not the type of captain you need at Chelsea.” 🗣️ “You are 3-0 down and you’re laughing? What is funny about that? This club was built on mentality, on leaders who push the team, who demand more, especially in moments like this.” “That attitude is not acceptable.” 🗣️ “If you cannot show that responsibility, then you should not be leading this team. Chelsea needs fighters, not players who are comfortable when things are going wrong.”

@ManUtdInPidgin I'm here for all the #ManUtd fans who enjoys funny comments, sarcastic banters at your friend's team when they've lost, or if you just want to have a good time with #Football! 😂 Love you guys! I appreciate you! #GGMU 🫡♥️♥️

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@FootyHumour You got to appreciate cameraman's sense of humor 😂

This might be the best transition in history 😂