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@90sPiictures Aeon Flux and The Head. Loved watching those as a kid.

How do you genuinely come up with crazy stuff like this

@SGTWipper1Each @ThrillaRilla369 As a kid I dreamed of beating that part. I failed more times than I could count.

@ThrillaRilla369 I could NOT get past that dang jet ski level for the life of me!!

Update She failed to beat the Lion King or Ecco the Dolphin. She wants another shot though

@SteveSkojec @alt_w_v_g God you’re such a fag

@alt_w_v_g Don’t ever say “read that again” ever again Immediately stopped reading, because fuck you and the melodramatic LinkedIn chatbot that wrote this for you

You used to sell stuff on eBay. Maybe an old camera. Maybe Beanie Babies. Maybe a coat that didn't fit. You paid a small fee. The buyer got the thing. Everyone went home. That eBay is gone. The website looks the same. The logo is the same. The 135 million buyers are still there. But the company isn't really a marketplace anymore. It is an advertising business with a marketplace attached for distribution. Last year, sellers paid eBay $2 billion just to make sure their own listings showed up. Read that again. The board calls this growth. A Canadian who runs a video game store called it something else. Here is what actually happened. In 2020 the board hired a new CEO. His name is Jamie Iannone. He arrived with a strategy called focused categories. In plain English, that means leaning into the stuff people pay extra for. Sneakers. Watches. Trading cards. Auto parts. The everyday seller, the person with the camera and the coat, was no longer the customer. The customer was now the seller who would pay to be seen. In 2025 eBay did $80 billion in transactions. They kept $11 billion of that as revenue. Of that $11 billion, $2 billion came from advertising. Sellers paid them $2 billion to promote listings on a website those sellers already pay fees to use. That is the growth story. In the same year, the number of enthusiast buyers, eBay's own term for their best customers, was 16 million. It was also 16 million the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Four years. Zero growth. They mention this on every earnings call without mentioning it. So what does a company do when growth stops? It buys back its own stock. In 2025, eBay returned over $3 billion to shareholders. Most of that was buybacks. In February the board authorized another $2 billion on top. Buybacks shrink the share count. Earnings per share goes up even when earnings stay flat. The stock price follows. The stock was $68 a year ago. It is $108 today. The company did not improve. The denominator got smaller. Then a man from Canada noticed. His name is Ryan Cohen. He runs GameStop. He started his career selling pet food online and sold it to PetSmart for $3.35 billion. He looked at eBay. 135 million buyers. $80 billion in transactions. Real margins. Real cash flow. A board harvesting the business instead of running it. He bought 5% of the company through derivatives and stock. Then on May 4, he offered to buy the rest. $125 per share. $56 billion total. On May 12, the eBay board rejected the bid. They called it not credible. The math is credible. What the board means by not credible is we would have to explain why we sold. Then Cohen went on Piers Morgan. He said eBay is run by a bunch of losers with perverse financial incentives. He pointed out that eBay's CEO has been paid $144 million over six years. He pointed out that he personally takes no salary and has put $128 million of his own money into the company he runs. You do not have to like Ryan Cohen to notice he is making a point that is hard to argue with. eBay used to be a place where regular people sold things to other regular people. Now it is a $48 billion company whose largest growth driver is charging its own sellers to advertise to a buyer base that stopped growing four years ago, while spending billions a year buying its own stock to make the chart go up. The board calls this strategy. A video game CEO from Canada called it what it is. The market is now waiting to see who else agrees. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@opt_dan @TrumpDailyPosts Lol you make it easy to block.

@TrumpDailyPosts Donald Trump is the only threat to freedom in the USA. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a cult cuck.

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@RB234234 @GenZPatriotz You can only apply equal force to someone else’s force upon you. If someone pushes you then you can’t shoot them.

@GenZPatriotz You can’t use “self defense” if you provoke someone. This is common sense retard.

Black guy murders White girl and says “got that White girl”. - Labeled too insane to stand trial - Not labeled a hate crime Chud calls man a word, the man charges at him and starts assaulting him, Chud uses self defense. - Charged with attempted murder - Labeled a hate crime

@Ozegalitarian @senatorbabet The losses are capped. Now stop being dumb.

If YOUR investment losses money YOU get to deduct it off your tax - thus the tax payer pays NO risk to you. If the company you built folds owing customers $ millions the customers lose everything BUT the company owner walks away 'scot free', keeps his personal 'tax free' portfolio fortune while the poor customer gets no deduction in their tax for the loss. FUCK OFF.

Capital gains tax shouldn’t exist. I risk my money. I build the business. I make the investment. I do the work. I take the risk. So why the hell should the government take a cut of my success? They risk nothing. They create nothing. They just take. Parasites. F’en parasites.

@jCountyKY @BrutalPulse Stfu

@BrutalPulse Terrible shot. And a tiny boat like this is no match for a destroyer. Why even shoot at it. I swear.. We're all going to die by drone one day. These assholes are out of control and they need to get their ass out of the Middle East.

@peruvian_bull Oh the jew hater Ian… prob not the guy you want to be reposting even if it is GME.

This is why we care about $GME

@Jayson14097397 @WhiteHouse Fuck you’re stupid and have knowledge of history with us and Venezuela

@WhiteHouse Have you lost your fucking mind? We voted for America First and you’ve LITERALLY focused on everything but America! My blood is boiling I can’t even express into words how pissed off I am with this administration! I can’t even stand to listen to Trump speak without 🤮

@mellamansol11 @WhiteHouse This dumb bitch doesn’t even realize what was going on since the 1940s

@WhiteHouse Bonita forma de robarse todo el petróleo. ¿Lo peor? Todo Venezuela a favor. ¡Qué cosas!

@OJoelsen @WhiteHouse Sucks to lose doesn’t it?

@WhiteHouse This is exactly why the world is losing respect for the US.

@bluntsnbongsss @SimpleMan887 God you meltdowners are insufferable.

@SimpleMan887 Maybe gme should actually pay holders as well lmao yall just exit and dilution lol

@MikeFritzArt @EduMock You autistic moron.

@EduMock Someone’s kid was missing that’s much more important than your accusation. Amber alerts are serious

This rip ‘n shipper got caught LIVE scamming. Just take a look at what happens with the hit at the back.

@Kiralouise22 @AmiriKing What you said doesn’t even make sense

@AmiriKing That is funny. Check under your dick, where your balls are. That is the pair your mom gave you. Most women don't have them, but they muster up the courage to complete a job. Most of the time they are finishing up what the man can't.

This is EXACTLY why women shouldn’t be in: • law enforcement • politics • the military • positions of power I dare one woman to argue this with me.

@themindcop @AustinTobitt A better ran company

@AustinTobitt Why would 90% approve? Whats in it for Ebay

Now the proxy fight begins. RC takes the offer directly to eBay shareholders. If something like 90% approve, GME will likely acquire eBay without the board having to approve. Not clear as of now whether eBay has a poison pill to defend against hostile takeovers, but thats what this has become.

@lophnhate @AustinTobitt My goodness you’re stupid

@AustinTobitt mark my words, RC will never come close to getting eBay. when most of your cash is made from diluting shareholders instead of actual profits, you should just stay in your lane.

@Finishurbkfst23 @AustinTobitt I’m not sure you fully understand since you’re saying “diluting”.

@TrollypollyLive @AustinTobitt He should be able to turtle business around with the 9 billion he raised from shareholders over the years. Taking on 20 billion on debt and diluting shareholders again is retarded

If youre voting "no" during the $GME shareholder meeting, just do us all a favor and sell your shares ahead of time. It'll ensure a no-vote from whoever buys them prior to the meeting. If you vote "no", youre literally preventing GME from becoming anything other than a dying business

@Finishurbkfst23 @AustinTobitt You do realize turning the business around will create moass, right? This is similar to how tesla stock was.

@AustinTobitt Gme investors bought for moass. Not years of dilution. With 9 billion cash, there are other companies gme could buy without destroying current shareholder value. Trying to make people feel bad for not immediately jumping in line is cult behavior.

@rnewton7777 It is. We still have 500 mil on the shelf. 3 billion total with the 2.5.

Was hoping it would be for 3 billion shares to be honest.

@Han_Akamatsu Yes

$GME GameStop is asking shareholders to vote for the approval of the amendment to increase the number of authorized shares up to 2.5B and approve Ryan Cohen's performance award. Crazy timing after the fact Keith’s account got hacked. Nevertheless, how would you guys vote for this?