Trucker Frog Groyper

Thought he had a deal for Monday?

@ChiefTrumpster @cozytvofficial RIP

The end of an era. Cozy TV is offline - we shall miss it! ❤️ Thank you for allowing me to stream on such a great platform! @cozytvofficial

@anishmoonka Shut uo you stupid n!gger

Your Netflix subscription is about to show you four astronauts flying around the Moon. Netflix pays $500 million a year for WWE. For the moon mission, the footage is free. NASA is a government agency. Every launch, every spacewalk is taxpayer-funded content anyone can air for nothing. Netflix signed a deal last June to carry NASA’s livestreams on its app without pulling them off YouTube or NASA’s own free platform. Nobody has said what Netflix pays for the arrangement, if anything. Look at what Netflix does spend: $5 billion over 10 years for WWE. $150 million a year for two NFL games on Christmas Day. Those Christmas games pulled about 30 million viewers each, and the Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight hit 108 million, the biggest streamed sports event ever. Live events brought record numbers of new paying subscribers, and the Tyson fight alone added 1.4 million in three days. All of that live programming combined barely registers. WWE got 340 million hours of watch time in all of 2025. Sounds like a lot. Netflix subscribers watched 96 billion hours in just the back half of the year. Live is under half a percent. Netflix keeps throwing billions at live events because the whole point is getting people to subscribe. Tyson-Paul drove 1.4 million sign-ups. NFL Christmas turned casual viewers into paying members. A moon mission gives Netflix the “we broadcast humanity going back to the Moon” headline, with footage it didn’t even have to pay for. Netflix skipped the actual Artemis II launch on April 1st. Ten million people watched across YouTube and Twitch, the biggest launch audience in NASA history. Netflix had the deal for nine months and had put on exactly one NASA stream since signing it. One. Then they show up for the flyby. Last time humans went to the Moon was 1972. 600 million people watched Apollo 11 on three TV networks, with 94% of American televisions tuned to the same broadcast. Today the Moon is split across Netflix, YouTube, Amazon, Peacock, HBO Max, and Hulu.

@basest @JoelWebbon Why would she be naked while changing diapers?

@TruckerFrog @JoelWebbon you've never been in a room with a naked woman, have you?

Good grief.

@catturd2 So many people from this generation had the IQ and vocabulary of a 12 year old

I love it when the Left gets triggered by Trump meanie tweets. It’s like my Super Bowl.

@pearlythingz Proudly announcing you cuck your vice president husband on national news is insanity.

I'll say it til I'm blue in the face: When the economy is good, jobs secure and plentiful, and paychecks buy a lot, women are all about the girl boss party lifestyle When the economy sucks, suddenly "men need to step up and take care of women! I love trad-wifing tee hee!"

@KobeissiLetter Gotta say some made up shit for market open

BREAKING: President Trump says he believes he can "get a deal with Iran" by Monday and that Iran is "negotiating now." Trump also says he is considering "blowing everything up" and "taking Iranian oil" if Iran does not make a deal "fast."

Has anyone checked Satan's cortisol levels today?

Nick Fuentes wants to arrest everybody who wears pajama pants in public 😂 “Imprison everybody that is showing no decorum!”

@Polymarket All types of uses you say?

JUST IN: Houston has informed the Artemis II crew their toilet is now repaired & “go for all types of uses"

me showing my chud son all the giga fried turbo normies

JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported. NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.

Ultimate form of monitoring the situation

Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works.

@SenRickScott Yea cause ur cucked by Israel and your wife.

Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.

@ropeshooter6 Why your dick so small?

Why are condoms so baggy?

Can we decriminalize this already? If your son is a football player and he's banging his teacher upwards of 6 times in a car, yea go get em champ

@WhiteHouse Old enough to remember when it was a 5 day deal and even old enough to remember when it was a 4 day operation

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP