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#AFLGF Can see tomorrow’s headline writers right now - cataclysmic, catastrophe, catatonic…

Has anyone checked Graham isn’t piloting the helicopter? #HuntedAu

@adamliaw Not as fast as my packet of Smith’s crinkle cut chips

Tonight’s dinner. Sliced pork belly and enoki mushrooms quickly boiled and then tossed in soy sauce, black vinegar, Sichuan pepper oil and chilli oil. Spinach and tofu with garlic and onion. A super fast dinner scenario.

“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister. “God bless America.” nyti.ms/3306M3q

@andream75 And going back a few seasons, “cook” as a noun

Can we ban the word bougie please? #masterchefau

Jenny is wearing teal

@GreenJ First time I’ve got it in one after doing it on the old site and then on the NYT! Not happy about losing my streak though - bad move @nytimes

@bengroundwater Also learn how to spell fettuccine

Stop putting cream in your carbonara you psychopaths

@CPtraveller Wishing you and the family well Craig

Whoop, there it is… 😩 #COVID19Vic

@adamliaw I think @chaykak must be a bot

Honestly, has the New Yorker been hacked or is it always like this?

@CPtraveller I was with an Australian in London changing trains at Bank (notorious for long distances between different lines) and he said ”Is this the Channel Tunnel? Are we going to come up in France?”

I remember transferring lines underground in Tokyo and the sign to the other platform had an arrow and said "1000 metres"!

I guess these mayors have never taken a train in London or Tokyo. theage.com.au/national/victo…

@bengroundwater @jayrayner1 My jaw literally dropped at the plastic bougainvillea

“A £38 bowl of rigatoni bolognese has a grimly sweet and cloying sauce that tastes mostly of tomato ketchup and profit.” Take a break from doom-scrolling, everyone, to enjoy a @jayrayner1 masterpiece. theguardian.com/food/2021/aug/…

@adamliaw I thought you said when the horse dancing comes on you know it’s time for bed?

The fancy trotting is nice and all, but they should really make them roll a ball or hop on two legs like they do at the dog shows. #Olympics

A thrilling finish in the basketball for the Boomers and now I'm watching a Danish horse dance to a medley of 80s power ballads, such is the nature of sport. #Olympics

@andream75 A friend suggested it earlier today, can’t quite face it!

So, who’s having Friday night zoom drinks? Nah me neither.

@andream75 With some form of gherkin

Sashimi tadpole what? #insiders

@CPtraveller @andream75 @Wimbledon People with older kids do too

@andream75 @Wimbledon People with young kids do. 😩

Serious question: Do people really have to nap to be able to stay up for an 11pm @Wimbledon final on a Saturday night AEST or are they taking the piss? #BartyParty #Wimbledon

@wendy_harmer When you say convert, do you just take a (digital) photo of the original? Or?

@bengroundwater Love The Shovel - been laughing out loud at their confusing COVID numbers tweets

Shovel on fire today

Something tells me Dry July has just gone out the window in Sydney

@adamliaw Have the baguette, terrine and cornichons ready. Onto episode 4 of season 2. It’s silly but entertaining. Plus Paris

I just want to eat French food, drink red wine and watch Lupin.