Truman Burbank

@DennisCurlett you said it, my brother!

If you remind yourself that everyone is an enormous random weirdo then everything starts making a lot more sense.

@realDonaldTrump You’re the silliest dumbest bitch around!

Tremendous success tonight. Thank you to all!

@SonofHew @DopeTown3000 @westsidecomedy Trying to!!! It's not easy to be "hip" when you were kept in a televised prison for your formative years! Thanks for the c'liment @SonofHew you are True Blue Trill Daddy!

@TrumanShowT @DopeTown3000 @westsidecomedy Oooh wow you’re really picking up the lingo, @TrumanShowT

It’s New Episode Day! #DT3K comes to you live from @westsidecomedy spittin bars about an audience member’s story! Subscribe! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dop…

@LadyTomHanks Thank you my friend!!!!! It was a wild ride, but I learned a lot. So happy to be reunited with my friends Joan and Quincy

@TrumanShowT great show yesterday!

@DopeTown3000 @KimCattrall Now THATS the good stuff!

This is just some goddamn funk for your Wednesday ow.ly/vwfr50iUMZ2 @KimCattrall #GoddamnFunkWednesday

@NoahEmmerich we used to be so close (you were an actor on The Truman Show but I thought you were just my best friends lol); come to my show next week and maybe we can catch up! No hard feelings!

I can't believe it! It's next week! My show TRUMAN AFTER TRUMAN is happening at UCB Sunset next Thursday, 5:30PM! Get your tix today! sunset.ucbtheatre.com/performance/63…

@HollandTaylor I'd love to see you there!! I can't wait to show you everything I've been up to since I left The Truman Show. You'll always be "Mom" to me :)

i should have won an Emmy.

@LadyTomHanks OH BOY!!

@TrumanShowT Okay I’ll find you a date.

I am available for dating

@LadyTomHanks Hi @LadyTomHanks I am a ripe 50! I don't know my REAL birthday cuz I was secretly filmed for a TV show for the first 30 years of my life, so my "birthday" was celebrated on the 1st Sunday of February as a lead-in to the Superbowl for ad sales.

@TrumanShowT How old are you Truman?

Tho I warn you I often will ask “am I being filmed for a TV show” on account of some baggage in my past.

#ThingsNeverSaidOnRealityShows "Hey Truman! You're on one" ;-/

it was all fake #MiddleSchoolInFourWords

@AdamSMcCabe Hey so do the automatic doors to the Walgreens next to UCB Sunset! #DisturbedWalgreens #iwasfilmedforTV

Eyy, this toilet makes the DISTURBED sound: #DisturbedToilet #OooAhAhAhAhh

Hi there, I’m Truman Burbank from “The Truman Show”. Ever wonder what I’ve been up to since I escaped the TV show I didn’t know I was on? Well....come see my show at UCB on 9/27 and find out ;) #tease #Truman #moretocome

Bring me a higher love! ....and the first 30 years of my life back. -\_(**/)___/+

@Jakescakess I wish they had never come up with The Truman Show and adopted me to grow up in that TV studio!

I wish i never watched the Truman show