Trump On GNU/Linux

I will make P equal to NP if I'm elected.

I will make P greater than NP if I'm re-elected.

TikTok will run on the great SPARC platform made by the Great American company Oracle

Really soon the sad CoVid will get the greatest FREE alternative: VidCo. NO PATENTS!

In GNU we trust. Keep Linux Great!

Fake GNUs

Warren don't even has a plan to make GNU/Linux great after 2020. VOTE TRUMP!

The ICE must move from gzip to xz for higher concentration.

Beto has a greater mailserver configuration than Crooked Hillary.

With Ghidra, the US does have the best reverse engineering tool ever made. IDA is Russian garbage.

GDPR is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

A perfectly executed ELF binary last night. Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished!

Currently hearing Zuckerberg about his great plans with GNU/Cambridge Analytica to release all their private data under the GPL.

It is time. #deleteWindows

I have just issued an executive order to run the government redundant to keep our great uptime when a shutdown happens.

Great to see that I am being mentioned at #realworldcrypto because of all the great work I have done.

Cryptographers should not waste their time on post quantum cryptography when only a trustworthy genius such as me can afford a quantum computer #realworldcrypto

Great to see that Microsoft Research released their post quantum signatures implementation as a Linux-only library #realworldcrypto

Such a shame that #realworldcrypto is not being organized in the greatest country in the world.

#WannaCry must be released under GPLv3 to make Linux ports possible.

Ridiculous, those SHA1 collisions are FAKE NEWS! Keep using the greatest hash algorithm ever made!