Trumpus Dementiacus

@senatorbabet Hagahahahahahaha. WOW. What a lunatic. This is hilarious.

YES ALIENS ARE ALREADY HERE! I was briefed by intelligence this morning on a developing situation. Details are highly classified. Australians will understand soon enough. Stay calm.

@pwillia86539534 @JesterJum @yelcat2 Well they do end, when you can’t afford them, which is happening to America right now

@JesterJum @yelcat2 It's all about never ending interest payments.

The entire Earth is $348 trillion in debt. TO WHO?!?!? EACH OTHER??? If you took all of the money in the world....all of it....that would only be enough to pay back 1/3 of that debt!! Am I the only one who this makes absolutely no sense to???

@FOMOYOLOMOFO @JesterJum @yelcat2 The level offense you took from a tweet is hilarious. How many people have you killed?

@JesterJum @yelcat2 Youre like a baby asking baby questions. Research rothschild central banking, jekyl island and the creation of the federal reserve, what happened post ww2 that led to the usd becoming world reserve currency… like holy shit man you better get up to speed. Fucking retard.

@JesterJum @yelcat2 You are onto something. Congratulations if elected you’d be the smartest President in the 21st century.

@yelcat2 If you owe me $100 and I owe you $100, then neither of us owe anything. How is this massive ball of debt to each other not canceling itself out? This is so dumb.

@JesterJum Dude this is hilarious and amazing

@prinkasusa I encourage you to seek a visit to your doctor immediately, or call someone to talk to about it. Heroin is not the answer.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@BulwarkOnline This man is literally 5 years old.

Trump: "I don't believe in building libraries or museums…It's most likely going to be a hotel with a beautiful building underneath and a 747 Air Force One in the lobby, which is going to be a trick."

Tourists in New Jersey: This is a warning: stay away from the New Jersey, we have bears. They are big and they are fucking STARVING. Stay away 🤣 nbcphiladelphia.app.link/bmMxGjf4X1b

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept Pam Bondi is a morally corrupt and shitty person

Our attorneys @TheJusticeDept just secured a crucial win for America-first policies: Kentucky can no longer give in-state tuition benefits to illegal aliens. Americans will NOT be treated like second-class citizens in their own country. President Trump made it clear via executive order: illegal aliens should not obtain taxpayer benefits or preferential treatment. This DOJ is carrying that out via litigation across the country.

@catturd2 He doesn’t own the land you retard

It’s privately funded. Good luck with that.

@reaganreese_ @DailyCaller It will be immediately overturned even if it’s true, which it almost certainly is not. Get a job at a real news outlet.

SCOOP: Trump will sign an executive order at 5pm, cracking down on mail-in voting across the country, @DailyCaller has learned. The executive order will require the admin to create a list of confirmed U.S. citizens who are eligible to vote in each state. It will also mandate that absentee ballots only be sent to those on each state's approved mail-in ballot list. Ballots will now have specific secure envelopes, with unique barcodes for tracking. States who disobey the order may lose federal funds under the presidential action.

@ThoNg676733 100%

Do you think Phil Collins belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame???

@bankertobuilder Looks WAY worse

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

@cityaestheticss The 2026 home has windows that look below builder grade. Yuck

Starter home in 1950: Starter home in 2026 You don’t need 3,000sf to start a family.

@LPNational @Polymarket @TheDemocrats @GOP Epic

@Polymarket America, take a look at your beloved candidates!

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

@Polymarket HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@JoJoFromJerz I mean, I don’t think that there is correlation between party affiliation and proclivity towards perpetrating sex crimes.

Why are so many Republican men sex offenders?

@elonmusk I would if you weren’t so crazy

Stand By Me

@shokk @krassenstein You hit the nail on the head my friend. If China sent military assets to the gulf to enforce a negotiated end to the war, it would be suicide for the United States and/or Israel to risk war with the Chinese. Well said!

@krassenstein We misspent all that money and military resources to show China that, under Trump, we won’t be there for long when the going gets tough for Taiwan.

BREAKING: Stocks are up and oil down because Iranian President Pezeshkian says: "We have the will to end the war if the necessary guarantees are provided to ensure that the attacks will not be repeated." The problem? That is no way Israel or Trump will ever give those guarantees. Once again the markets are in an alternate reality.

@krassenstein That’s true… but China can effectively guarantee it. The US would not willfully enter WWIII and attack Chinese warships or military assets in the gulf enforcing the terms of a negotiated end to the war.