Chief Truth Enforcer

@HumanityOfficer Yeah. The last few I've done, unless you specifically wait for people to show up while you're still on the ship, they will drop in late after enemies start showing up and abandon the mission when they see a lot of them. Rinse and repeat 'til failure.

Thats the wall one right? I honestly dont understand how people struggle with that mission. Bring gear to hold out a position (lots of green) and place in such a position or with such timing that they are most effective together. Bonus points if your greens complement another players. But its definitely possible with just one other person. Probably the most chill, kick back with a beer mission there is. Bring the grenade wall, hold the line, have a good time

Pro-tip: Do NOT do evacuate high-value asset missions without having a full squad from the start. The SOS beacons are useless for getting people in quickly and there's too many selfish divers who abandon mission at the first sight of difficulty.

@chef_aelingaea Yes. If you survive your mission you'll be awarded a veteran's handicap placard.

@TruthMgr Does chronic dry mouth count as a service related injury?

Remember Helldivers: Spitting on the corpses of your dead enemies results in additional citizenship points.

@ThighNir KILL THEM ALL

Squids are born to die #Helldivers #Helldivers2

@ThighNir is the psychicpebbles of the helldivers community.

The Service Technician is thinking a bit too much for my tastes.

Just a heads up, if you can't handle trash talk on the internet, you probably shouldn't start fights with or trash talk others in the first place.

@HelldiverGodGuy We need to refocus our efforts on the real goal: complaining until Arrowhead performs substantial bug fixes.

EMERGENCY UPDATE! All out Helldiver civilwar has broken out on X. Rival factions are attacking each other and sometimes even themselves, leaders of these factions are urged to put aside petty squabbles and unite against the true enemy. Bugdivers. Thank you, goodnight.

Important:

Daily reminder that if you think the automatons are the good guys, you're dumb and I hope you stub your toe.

@TruthInspectorD @R3DACTED_69 It's funny to me that often times the Truth Enforcer haters take things more seriously than the Truth Enforcers themselves.

You tried to play it cool @R3DACTED_69, but your ideology took over just when you were told the truth. I’ll be here waiting when you’re ready. Blocking is for the weak.

@CorrectInUS @Vengeful_Solace @TruthInspectorD @Ceaseless_boid ok

@Vengeful_Solace @TruthMgr @TruthInspectorD @Ceaseless_boid Read it again. If the MO parameter incentivizes level 1 missions over level 10 as far as impact, it’s a stupid parameter. I’m not going to participate in it. Stay mad forever.

Well…well…well…@Ceaseless_boid the dissident thinks we forgot about the professional useless divers.

Ah. I see it is now crying about Truth Enforcers season again.

@TruthInspectorD @Truth_Enforcer_ POSITION REVOKED. The diver is dubbed annoying, soy, L, and poorly scented.

@Truth_Enforcer_ @TruthMgr I motion to revoke Truth Inspector rank and privileges.

Despise being affiliated with these types of people

@HumanityOfficer Then she will likewise understand being made to face the wall.

@TruthMgr It's not her fault! She's only following the will of Democracy!!!!

Whoever's idea it was to push for Eagle Storm while fighting a horde enemy, the #MinistryOfTruth has received instructions to find and execute you.

@TruthInspectorD This is why I only host. Kill the weird traitors and kick 'em.

Truth enforced on traitor Jaybird6098.

@SanyaChuzhak @TruthInspectorD @Ceaseless_boid Again, no one would care if the game was designed properly to account for this behavior. The way it is built creates an environment that encourages people to dislike non-MO divers.

@TruthMgr @TruthInspectorD @Ceaseless_boid Lord be damned if people get bored playing the same planet over and over and wanting some actual gameplay variance

@TruthInspectorD My "accidental" explosions are bigger

@TruthMgr Setting the right example!

When you return to your ship after enforcing truth on stinking squids AND dissident divers.