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@nypost Land of the free huh

NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months trib.al/9QFmGi2

@Capt_Patavius @JohnWikus @sighyam The trucker diet is famously very healthy

@JohnWikus @sighyam cbsnews.com/news/trucker-a…

Apart from literally causing skin cancer, derms know prolonged sun exposure accounts for like 80% of extrinsic ageing. But the anti-science crowd would rather moisturise with beef tallow and fry themselves in the sun than listen to professionals.

@obsrvate Donating to a gazillionaire is crazy

Kai Cenat released a video saying he will never return to streaming because he made over 200 million during the Mafiathon and he doesn't care what people think 😬 "I don't care what people think I am rich for life and I never have to work again go buy from my brand Vivet"

@TouchlineX Still offside mate

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This is something you have NEVER seen before in your life! The goal has been disallowed due to the NOSE being offside!

@futarch @TheCumpound Have fun with piss on all over your bathroom walls

@TheCumpound the actual turn-off is that he peed sitting down. there's no reason for an able-bodied сissexual male to sit down to urinate.

@DeanJamesAFC L bodyshamer

@blehhhhh124 @PAlNTEDLADlES

@Tumpelo_ @PAlNTEDLADlES

metal albums/eps/demos i’ve rated 10/10 as someone who actually knows what they’re talking about when it comes to music

@blehhhhh124 @PAlNTEDLADlES Avenged Sevenfold has like 5 10/10 albums

@PAlNTEDLADlES avenged sevenfold and 10/10 mentioned at the same time

@MdingiAthi not very woke of you

That’s it ✋🏼😭😭I’ve decided to stop checking SHEIN reviews because wtf !

@TouchlineX @BBC Thank god I hate watching actual gameplay

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Corner kicks and second yellow cards will be added to VAR this World Cup! — @BBC

@TouchlineX Another 8.4m to UEFA

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The left side of the UCL knockout bracket has won more than SIX TIMES as many UCL titles as the right side combined.

@FabrizioRomano It gets funnier every year

🚨🏆 Champions League round of 16: Real Madrid vs Manchester City.

@ClotheTheHoes Dave mogs

She looks like the singer of Megadeth

@RupayanYt @ESLCS 3 month long majors yay

@ESLCS Holy W, bo3s all the way from stage 1 would have been better but good start ngl

Today, we're announcing a significant expansion to the #IEM Cologne Major 2026 format. For the first time ever all matches in Stage 3 of a Major will now be played as a best-of-three series.

@Nojobovic @AutismCapital ASU Frat secret agent

@AutismCapital There is a conspiracy here.. who is this man?

🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

@mousesports Auralet cope

@NIPCS @100T_CS Hahahahahhahaha

out of Roman Imperium Cup 💔 ggs, @100T_CS

@stats_feed Snow

The most natural thing to drink is water. In that sense, what is the most natural thing to eat?

@MyLordBebo MF's building Coruscant

🇪🇬 Cairo: The government builds a bridge straight in people’s faces. Floors 1–4: Never see daylight Floors 5–6: Look drivers in the eye and smell their cars Floors 7+: Loud hell

@Poloolpp Poloolpp to Spirit

8 years as a Faze fan 💔 it's been fun I'll still support you from the sidelines but really hard to stay a fan with how the team has been going downhill and playing some of the worst CS I've watched Anyways time to only root for my boy magixx