Semiquincentennial

@FaroukAdeleke3 @ohryansbelt @amasad amazing how they went through and downvoted everyone who was right

@ohryansbelt @amasad reddit.com/r/soc2/s/8ivnz…

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

@fortun8fool i'll have a martini. and some grits.

i’d go to a cracker barrel bar seems like a missed opportunity

Mimany

@0xMerp custodian of all the coins in every ETF except fidelity's

What the fuck did I just read

@Mecksly @the_somn you forgot to censor 5'8"

@the_somn even threw the page up for a full read

Gonna copy and paste this email to my wife and not say anything.

@GomezA1_ within a year or two jim cramer is going to be replaced by whatever the models say about today's s&p chart as the default thing to fade

@TuneLower True, but didn’t ask for its opinion only research questions and well it is technically all on the internet anyways

Doom post. In 2021, BTC had that vicious May-July correction (~55% from ATH) that most people dismissed as temporary, then had the second leg up to new ATHs in Nov — but the structure leading into the correction looked very similar to what we have now: distribution at highs, lower highs on bounces, volume profile showing heavy overhead supply. From Claude Currently -43% from ATH. Yeah that’s why my gut woke up the other day when I wanted to buy some coins. (thanks to Dyme for posting that chart, the big boys are here for a reason) THEY JUST APPROVED TOKENIZED STOCK TRADING, connect the dotos. WERE FUCKED. Stablecoin market cap at 300B, mfs thinking it hits 1T by late this year early 2027. $2.2 BILLION USDT deposit onto binance TODAY. I haven’t even looked at the charts just been watching prices daily. The recent move upward doesn’t feel natural. Claude called it DISTRIBUTION VOLATILITY (Check 2021 charts for this time) Yeah we’re fucked. They’re going to pull the fucking plug and make people hate crypto again

not a damn thing.

@nulldataset @BullyEsq i got cancer from reading this so mission accomplished

@BullyEsq Just ask any scientician, this completely logical chart proves it! Free speechium levels are at the highest Itssooverian levels ever recorded in modern her/herstory!!1!!

These people are so fucking retarded. Like what the fuck is this. It’s all just feelings and nonsense. And we’re all just supposed to go along with it.

@BigCheds its almost as though chart patterns are an oversimplification of what is really happening that discards relevant objective data

$BTC not the kind of follow through I expected to see on last week's Marubozu

@GrandTheftAutz this shit is so cursed

Average dollar store cashier

@Mecksly strong contender for the strangest question ever asked

does anyone have that star wars shark edit to somewhere i belong (can be the bob lax one)

@networkspirits they should fine people for using blockchain as a mass noun (this paragraph thankfully doesn't)

this isn't far enough they should fine people for saying on-chain and web3

@freddienew @bankofengland x.com/dystopiabreake…

This is what @bankofengland think they can ban, when they say that 'unhosted wallets will not be permissible in the UK'. Two kids flipping a coin to generate a private key. Good luck with banning maths and entropy, team.

@LaurentMT x.com/dystopiabreake…

If cash was invented today, it would be illegal to use it. x.com/theragetech/st…

@gbrl_dick honestly surprised the white house hasn't posted a bloons td edit yet

get in, we’re gamifying the news cycle

@honkhonnk @wapital3 you accidentally added some zeroes

real estate agents try to gatekeep their easy ass job so much 😂😂 they talk about "The MLS" like its the fucking map to agartha, that shit is basically the same as zillow.

@zugzug it's even worse than that

idk bro

@hellojintao in november 2024 an entire groupchat of traders was asking me why i would ever long btc instead of mstr

why would you buy bitcoin when you could buy bigcoin, or bytecoin, or litecoin?

@GrandTheftAutz @DefiZaddy least unhinged mimany

@DefiZaddy I mean we want them to go back to candles so they burn their homes down

I will never respect anyone who thinks they can catch god in a technicality. It is the behavior of unserious people. It's silly and disrespectful. spiritually immature.