Mr. Notorious (Mimanistani Citizen)

JUST IN: McDonald’s to eliminate self-serve soda stations nationwide by 2032, citing “changing consumer habits”

BIG week

after the most unserious and damaging cycle to date it would be a great sign to see only serious projects catching bids going forward so far so good

I called in retarded to work today.

🖕🏻 For all transphobic people.

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.

In Uno that means you are losing.

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

Japan is planning to import 11 million brown third worlders by 2040 We are still early, everyone is asleep. What should we do?

Question for Uncs who were there when it happened How did the turn of the millennium feel? What was it like?

Virginia is the only state in the South that hasn’t restricted women’s reproductive rights since the Dobbs decision. And under my watch, it will stay that way.
 
In Virginia, healthcare decisions about contraception, fertility treatments, and reproductive care will continue to be made between women and their doctors — not by politicians. That’s a promise I’ve made, and it’s a promise I intend to keep.

Masturbation is a Mortal Sin Yes or No

If abortion is "playing God," so is chemo, insulin, and C-sections. Funny how only women's medical choices get called sacrilegious.