Patrick Pilcher

@robertgraham @TerribleMaps

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

The most dangerous animals found in each US state Some of these may be unexpected

@robertgraham @TerribleMaps Monty Python reference?

@TerribleMaps A moose once bit my sister.

@ClueHeywood @Scrappy82 Porter's is chill, though certainly not a dive.

@Scrappy82 Sadly there’s no real dive bars near the stadium, especially during tourist season, but I’ll throw out Patties, Old Town Tavern, Coach House, and Rusty Spur

Need my guy @ClueHeywood here, my wife and her cousins are doing a girls weekend in Scottsdale. Going to Scottsdale stadium, need good dive bar recs near there for them. I’ll make sure they buy you a C minus in lieu of (or in addition to an ass kickin). Appreciate you!

@ClueHeywood @atrupar

@atrupar Two weeks!

Q: What's your timeframe for when cargo ships can safely go through the Strait of Hormuz? TRUMP: Ahhhh it won't be I don't believe too long

THROW MARV THE BALL AND GOOD THINGS HAPPEN

@ClueHeywood Huzzah!!!!

Thrilled to report it’s finally time for some Pinetop Arizona Friday Beers. Dammit.

@robertgraham Going low….on accuracy…..

Economic statistics in the United States are about to become as accurate as Trump's golf scores.

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Time for #Dbacks fans to step up, and also spread the word. Retweeting this article will help Carroll and Marte get more All Star votes. si.com/mlb/diamondbac…

What should be the next unique location for an MLB game? We named every team's best pitchers of the last 15 years: youtu.be/K-dABPZ6UlI

@Cap_Kaveman You're the best of us Derek.

Big shout out to my friends for making me believe in myself again.

Five years ago today, the Diamondbacks signed left-handed starter Madison Bumgarner to a five-year, $85 million contract.

@Cap_Kaveman He was the voice of my childhood sports experience and stayed upon that throne through adulthood. He’ll be missed by every Arizonan and every Suns fan. Shazam now, Shazam forever!

I’m heartbroken. Rest in peace, Al McCoy.

#Dbacks 3rd time through here, need to ring his Bello YSWIDT ?

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@ClueHeywood Stay strong bro. I'll pour one out for him tonight.

Said it before, feels like every day of this year is gonna be somehow worse than the previous one. Well, my Dad passed away last night. I sure hope 2024 doesn't take that as a challenge.

@Cap_Kaveman Don't forget the glory of the humble biscuit and gravy. Never forget.....

Today I had crumpets for the first time and my life will never be the same.

@Cap_Kaveman Too soon bro. Too soon

In other news…this air hockey table made me sad.

Hollering at teenagers at Circle K for being disrespectful, I have reached my final form

@ClueHeywood I wish I could counter that argument, but this year’s madness will be a virulent one…..

I feel like every day for the rest of this year is going to be somehow dumber than the day before it