Elon Musk ox

2023 met gala outfits as book covers! bella ramsey as moby dick

It’s 2023. Anyone who still says “it’s gonna be May” or “May the fourth be with you” goes directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Found this in my rental house. Is it what I think it is?

@BrandonEedy519 Tried one today as well. Similar results.

Keanu is signing one of these posters to give away to someone who RT's this tweet.

I'm not related to this guy but may as well be

@itstaylorholden You need a jazz chorus

@GloryusFailure My bad. To be fair your apartment building looks like a giant porta potty.

Why does my hallway always smell like piss and cigarettes

@PhotoLMP Ah, at last!

Tell me your story 💛

I wonder how my child X-h₩-♤•|£39 is doing today

@davidnilsenbeer Several years ago I co-hosted a beer + chocolate pairing with a local chocoltier. Porters and stouts could but I was surprised by how IPAs and other non-roasty beers can complement sweet, chocolately foods.

.@elonmusk is the worst! Apartheid-era emerald mining is second worse! Whatever meals you cook for you lovers is a close third.

Rich people are such little cunts

@theloudlady His German rival Dr. Bitte is stealing his clients and undermining his practice. But why?

The morning after Bono parties with mid-90s Gallagher brothers

@GloryusFailure The Sponge Bob radio ad is enough to get me in the door

@TurekTyler Went the mattress Depot route. Dude from Leon’s was like “Dont go to Mattress depot I’d rather you buy from teppermans if you don’t buy from me”

Help I just went to the Mattress store to look and not buy and I’m the only customer in the building. This is my nightmare

@GloryusFailure The Brick and Leon's are as bad. Stay away!

I have so many furniture store sales reps business Cardin my pocket rn

No Country For Old Men was very unsatisfying.

@Save_the_Poors It's already here

@kjhealy The ratio is coming