Turken Lurken

@adamcarolla Does wearing your pants like this signify you are ready for extreme sex in your butt-hole? It looks to me like it means you want extreme butt-hole sex from anyone passing by with a hard dick who likes to stick it into black butt-holes.

My forty time

@Rainmaker1973 Hahaha Now do the Disney version.

Titanic characters: movie vs real

@JVMonte2 There's a lot of those.

@528i @JVMonte2 Yes

Name an album you consider to be groundbreaking for its time?

Hahahahahahahaha 😂

@GoodThingsOnly8 @visegrad24 It's amazing to watch the rationalization of one's own demise. Blame is always misplaced it seems.

@visegrad24 This was inevitable, you can't start a war and expect your opponent to fight fair, especially when you don't do that yourself.

BREAKING: A large Ukrainian drone swarm just struck the city of Moscow

@ColonizerJak @visegrad24 Up against an amateur? Shirley, you jest.

@visegrad24 Crazy seeing all the pro Russia bots in the comments calling this an escalation or that Ukraine should just take missiles to the face and lay down.

@SrsTwist1 @visegrad24 And it only took them from 2014 to accomplish that goal. Victoria Nuland just came in her rusty steel chastity belt.

@visegrad24 They wanted war. Now war has come home.

@duaa_typist @visegrad24 "the war it started" For fun and stuff Sure why not. If it helps you to cope. Now, say hello to the bad guy.

@visegrad24 Strategic depth used to mean geography. Drones are turning it into an accounting term. Moscow can still absorb distance, but it can no longer guarantee political distance from the war it started.

@BaxterSaxster @GuntherEagleman Go fuck yourself eh?

@GuntherEagleman And you all wonder why they can’t defeat Iran. Yall desperately need NATO. Get exposed some more.

🚨 Two US Navy EA-18G Growler jets COLLIDED MID-AIR and EXPLODED during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base! Huge fireball in the sky as the jets went down. Multiple parachutes reported, prayers up for the pilots.

@GuntherEagleman Thank God I finally realized the F-18's were moving away from the camera and the attitude and direction made sense.. At first I thought they were moving towards the camera and then suddenly they appeared to transition... nevermind.

If you have to create a shared podium for the boy competing in the girls’ event, you’ve already admitted you know he isn’t a girl and that his participation is unfair. At that point, you're just seeking a public humiliation ritual for the girls.

How to fold an effectively flying paper fighter jet

Save The Dogs. Vote Spencer Pratt 🐶

Spencer Pratt hits it out of the park.

@JohanSRosslee @Oct7NeverForget Once I know that YOU think he's a Russian asset I know everything you say is BULLSHIT.

@Oct7NeverForget Once you know that Trump is working for the Russians, it all makes sense..

Trump does not want to pressure Putin. He cannot influence China. He is unable to resolve the Iran issue. He avoids the North Korea topic entirely... He is ready to hand over Taiwan, potentially stripping the United States of access to the world’s most advanced semiconductor manufacturing? Why is he pushing democratic Europe away from America? Why is he refusing to help Ukraine, a country suffering such obvious injustice? Do Americans really not see this? Do they not stop and think about what is happening? In just over a year, the United States has severely damaged the global authority and trust it spent an entire century building.

@Oct7NeverForget Don't leave out that he tried to touch your wiener in Spanish.

@mattvanswol Disappear their thug asses. Their parent will never notice.

🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!! An ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE "teen takeover" in downtown Detroit forced businesses to close early last night. Teens were seen BREAKING INTO CARS, PUNCHING and KICKING each other, shoving kids into the STREET, and JUMPING ON CARS... WHERE. ARE. THE. PARENTS?!!!!!

@krassenstein Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah,,, Where's his hot wife?

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk: “You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

@Geniustechw more sharks

Be creative! What would you throw her? 🤔