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@RandomChee64908 @osanisinake

@osanisinake Probably dying in your sleep or smth.

how do I kill myself painlessly without access to firearms

@bluekunt @matpolloy How can someone like hot dogs and like burgers (?)

@matpolloy How does anyone like Andor (or star wars in general) and is a conservative

I have been informed the creator is a right wing Charlie Kirk supporter so I can’t in good conscience recommend this unfortunately.

@tomoparasite Top option - it's not what people want to hear, but being a pedophile itself doesn't require doing the act; it just requires you to like kids (that can be private). For cannibalism you must actually eat people

would you rather be a

@Lunspett @EditsGoesHard People misinterpret it to be a surprise for the audience, but the twist was for Teddy. I think that if they blatantly told you at the beginning it would've stolen power from the narrative so rather it lets you figure it out along the way before he has to learn the truth.

@EditsGoesHard Am I crazy or was this not the most obvious plot twist ever?

The plot twist had me thinking I was a patient

@TrippyJV @Acu4D Bro added the "lil bro" for absolutely NO reason 😭

@Acu4D 35 minutes lil bro

how old is this tweet when u see it?

"H-hey guys, lo-look at me, I'm such an edgy teenager, I'm r-referring to nerds as pedos!"

You won't guess what they're talking about

@PostsOfSatan Wtf -> Oh ok -> Wtf -> Oh ok

If TWBB & The Matrix were released before the PG-13 era, they would be PG. PHM would be G.

@LorettaKyx @DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm Watch BTS fans flood this tweet think it’s about their BTS😂

BTS of the main fight from ‘THE BOYS’ series finale.

@JeanIsWitherin Like how did this guy get through APUSH without knowing any of this

@JeanIsWitherin CAA- Chinese Exclusion Act & Pendleton Act BH- Admitted 6 states & expanded navy MF- Compromise of 1850 & encouragement of Japan to open ports ZT- Opposed compromise of 1850 but died July 9 MVB- Continued native removal & oversaw Panic of 1837 JT- Authorized Texas annexation

I just took APUSH and genuinely forgot what a few of these guys even did

@ThatEricAlper Don't tell me what I can't do

Without using the title, how can you describe your favorite TV show in one line?

@annhybri That's great my friend

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@CinemaTweets1 "I gave it a 4/10" "People don't appreciate the quality" ??

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning premiered one year ago this exact weekend. I gave the film four stars & stand by that review, despite the fact that most people don’t seem to appreciate the quality of this film. Christopher McQuarrie & Tom Cruise haven’t missed yet.

@messedupfoods In what situation do you alone need 17 beers

Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?

@mewpilled I was about to say "Elon's X" but then sawa the old Twitter logo meaning this was from <2023

@hicasamadim 254 obv

bunu çözersen, sen bir dahisin. çözebilir misin?

@Userxfrnoreasn @aditiraaaj @AnnPulse @grok What was that bad about the Lost finale bro

@aditiraaaj @AnnPulse @grok I would remove lost

Hey @grok remove the show with the worst ending from this picture.

@utkucn10 Here's mine

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