Turts McGurts

Anyone want two free tickets in 113 today? #tfclive

BMO field I am in you #tfclive

Why are we carrying Lazar and Adam on the roster if we're not willing to play them? #tfclive

Embarrassing #tfclive

@CaseyToGo One of the most interesting I've visited!

@TurtsFC Ooooh I like museums

Headed to Vancouver this week for the first time! Let me know your favourite places to visit.

@TorontoTilIDie "who do you think this guy is, Messi?" -JPN

Should’ve hammered the over on Djordje!

@wmarpez Looking out of sorts

Kobe Franklin getting cooked on every single give and go #TFCLive

Does Raheem have what it takes to replace Ashtone in the line-up? #TFCLive

@GCM1979 @joshuakloke It was pretty lucky timing 😆

@TurtsFC @joshuakloke The timing of your post is impeccable

Just finished Come on You Reds by @joshuakloke it's so sad to see how far we've fallen but the parallels to the early years are staggering. Need to get back to signing players looking to prove themselves with a chip on their shoulders, not coming here for retirement. #TFCLive

@JeffreyPNesker @joshuakloke Was looking for a fun read on vacation but it just made me more depressed LOL

@TurtsFC @joshuakloke It’s a terrific read. Cannot wait for the sequel.

@idiffidatiTFC Josmer coded signing

#TFCLive 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

@Corey__Brady @joshuakloke We had it all figured out fml..

@TurtsFC @joshuakloke It's a great read. the years of 2015-2018 were merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.

Didn't know I wasn't a person 😆

There once lived three bulls, a white bull, a black bull, and a red bull. Looking for food, a lion watched them graze together and realized he could not contend with all three. So he went to the black and the red bull and made a deal with both of them. He told them that he was very ferocious and powerful and that if they let him eat the white bull, he would leave them in peace. The black and the red bull agreed, and the lion killed and then ate the white bull. Time passed and the lion became hungry again. He went to the red bull and argued that he was ferocious and powerful and that if he let him eat the black bull he would leave him in peace. The red bull agreed and the lion murdered and then ate the black bull. As time passed and the lion became hungry, he visited the red bull again. As the red bull saw death in the lion’s eye, as the teeth dug deep into its neck, it shouted, “Verily I was eaten the day the white bull was eaten!”

@TouchlineTFC I mean, they're not lying.

@NCALLEN80 I got 2, wanted 4 but would have had to get a second mortgage.

@TurtsFC no, very reasonable, for a Billionaire !! WTF

WC opener pricing is insane #tfclive #canmnt

@BlueJays #wantitall

All eyes on our city. #WANTITALL