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BREAKING: Trump says he is going to restart the war on Iran and the timeline is 2-3 days, maybe until early next week.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Southampton have been EXPELLED from the Championship play-offs. Middlesbrough will now be the finalists against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley as Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training.

IMPORTANT NEWS The UAE has quietly reached out to Pakistan, seeking re-engagement. The move comes after an apparent realization among Emirati decision-makers that Pakistan is too important a country to be on the wrong side of. There is also a shift in the UAE’s policy. Unlike its earlier stance, Abu Dhabi now favors diplomacy to resolve the Iran-US conflict.

❤️💙✍🏼 Luis Enrique remains in very advanced talks with Paris Saint-Germain over new deal. The agreement could be sealed soon after the Champions League final. 🎥 youtu.be/h5osijrDS2U

Go and get him immediately!!!

There have been privately conveyed messages and instructions to corporate sectors and business communities not to donate to SKMCH.

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Pep Guardiola will take a year-long 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 after leaving Manchester City and it is 'very unlikely' that he will return to club football. ⚽️🧘‍♂️ [@sagonzalezbueno]

عاجل: الإمارات تعلن خلال الـ48 ساعة الماضية من رصد والتعامل بنجاح مع 6 طائرات مسيرة معادية حاولت استهداف مناطق مدنية وحيوية في الدولة.

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality. There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it! I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America. OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity.

Aftermath of an Israeli air strike on a cafe in Gaza City yesterday that injured 5 people:

@AnfieldSector Carra has turned out to be such a jealous prick. Jealous of all that Mo Salah has achieved for Liverpool that he could never do. Now he is picking on Curtis Jones. Genuinely can’t stand his clown 🤡

Jamie Carragher on Mohamed Salah’s post getting liked by players: “I think Curtis Jones commented on it didn’t he? Put like a clapping emoji. I thought that was a bit strange. I thought Jesus, this is why we don’t play heavy metal football because of some players a little bit like Curtis Jones in the squad. He take six touches on the ball before he passes it, I thought ‘steady on son, stay out of that one.’ Let Salah do whatever he wants to do. He’s leaving. I’m not that too bothered really and maybe they all look up to Mo Salah… thought it was daft for all of them to do. “I said earlier in the season he’s trying to get the manager sacked. Now whether people agree with me or not, I’ve been proven by him coming out and doing it again. This idea he’s doing it for Liverpool FC, he’s not, he’s just Salah FC who plays for Liverpool.” [@WeAreTheOverlap]

Liverpool’s data nerds wanted Ruben Amorim over Xabi Alonso and we are expected to treat them like football geniuses 😂 Whoever leaked that to The Athletic didn’t exactly help the narrative they are geniuses🫢 Now they’re using the same data to back Slot 😢 The data nerds have far too much power at Liverpool. And the truth is, sacking Slot alone won’t fix anything — Edwards and Hughes need to go too. 👍

One of the most horrific scenes in human history has been leaked. When Israel forced thousands in Gaza to run after a loaf of bread under gunfire. A moment the world should never forget.

Breaking: In response to ICC prosecutor arrest warrant, Finance Minister Bezalel Smotroch has announced that he holds Palestinian Authority responsible and has ordered for immediate demolition and expulsion of the Palestinian community of Kham Al Ahmar in occupied West Bank

It was 30°C in Naran today. People were sweating in what was Pak’s coolest summer escapes. If this doesn’t scream climate emergency, what does? The scary part is not just the heat, it’s how normal we’ve started treating it. Someone needs to wake tfu.

غبار على العاصمة.. أتربة مثارة قادمة على الرياض اليوم تؤدي إلى انعدام في مدى الرؤية الأفقية . -

انکوائری ہوتی تو ایک آدمی جنرل باجوہ نے سامنے آجانا تھا میں چیختا رہا شور مچاتا رہا تمام جرنیلوں کو کہا چیف جسٹس کو لکھا کہ سایفر کی تحقیقات ہونی چاہئیں زداری شہباز کو کہا آو بریفنگ اٹینڈ کرو سب بھاگ گئے وزیر کابینہ میں نہیں آئے ۔۔۔ عمران خان

ہم ہر بار آتے ہیں اور عمران خان سے ملاقات نہیں ہوتی تو ہم چلے جاتے ہیں۔ مجھے یہ ہضم نہیں ہو رہی کہ یہ ایک صوبے کے چیف ایگزیکٹو کو روک رہے ہیں، کیا یہ کے پی کو پاکستان سے الگ کرنا چاہتے ہیں؟ کے کے پی کے عوام اتنے برے ہیں کہ آپ کبھی گیس اور کبھی ان کی بجلی بند کریں گے، سہیل آفریدی

🚨میں تنبیہ کرتا ہوں کہ ہوش کے ناخن لو ورنہ ہم وہ کر گزریں گے جو ہم نہیں کرنا چاہتے کیا حرج ہے کہ اگر یہ عمران خان سے فیملی کی ملاقات کروا دیں اور ان کا شفاء انٹرنیشنل ہسپتال اسلام آباد سے علاج کروا دیں، وزیر اعلٰی سہیل آفریدی