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@greg16676935420 Glad you got my dick pic

@Billie_T x.com/bsrobsonne/sta…

Wait what happened here? And at a time like this too??

@DavidPGCSE *takes notes*

I would simply avoid giving away 21 runs off the first three balls of an over

@London_W4 You want to be reported to the police twice in a week??? 🤣

I suddenly realised that I haven’t treated you lot enough today, so here you are; my legs right now as my chauffeur drives me across London.

@JacobsBen Is that his Great Yarmouth waxwork?

Jurgen Klopp now close to formalising an agreement to take over as Germany boss until summer 2030. Klopp has already verbally agreed to the role.🇩🇪

@LastWordOnSpurs @RickySacks @SportsFinance @SpursOfficial @spurssglobal Can we tag in some Villa fans?

🚨𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐆! 🎤@RickySacks, Jason McGovern 🕵️@SportsFinance ⏰7PM (UK Time) 📄New SCR Rules 💷Cash Injections 📉Player Sales 🏟️Stadium Opportunites ❓Are ENIC Changing 📺YouTube: youtube.com/live/5_hVuaSrO… #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@Billie_T How can we afford this with two back to back 17th finishes?????

😭😭😭

@thatguyty1212 @stoolpresidente hell yeah

@TweetsFailMe @stoolpresidente Of course you do, fatty.

Belgium and Ohio have the same population by the way

@thesundaysport @almurray @holland_tom I hope not. She's over 80 now, and it wouldn't be the same.

@almurray @holland_tom I bet the new film hasn't got Vida Taylor's bottom in it

Lots of people telling me The Odyssey is a terrible film on the basis of not having seen it… FWIW, I’ve now watched it twice, and it is by some way the best cinematic adaptation of a Greek myth I have ever seen. It honours Homer while simultaneously making something new of him

@SeanRossSapp Nothing a quick call from Trump can’t fix…

Cody Rhodes is no longer able to compete tonight on Raw

Mexico have been robbed. That was a clear penalty. Robbery. #MEXENG

@mchmr96 @MrJamesMay I said it could flare up on random days over the next few weeks

@TweetsFailMe @MrJamesMay Be sure to write down the procedure is in 6 or 7 months, otherwise your boss will know it’s faked if it’s earlier than that

And some people thought we shouldn’t have stayed up to watch that.

@FrankWarren Like Danny Williams beating Mark Potter

That was exciting, true Brit grit, like winning a fight with two broken hands in the other guys back yard. Viva England

@Billie_T Great acoustics in the Azteca

Footballs coming home played at full time in your gaff, sounds fantastic in that altitude 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Little_G2 My resting heart rate is 60 it is currently 115

Just like to remind England that I have heart failure Should prob stick to knitting ..

@HollieAgombar What about the frogs?

Can confirm we have just woken up the whole toad

@stoolpresidente His team has seconds left beofre they went out and he gives it the big un because he scored a goal. Hahahaha

Big whoop Neymar. Useless goal

@MiguelDelaney Almost 30 years of hurt. I've got a song for them

This is now Brazil's longest ever drought since they first won the World Cup in 1958, as it will stretch to 28 years. One semi-final in 24 years, too. A run of QF, QF, last 16 also their worst ever.