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@_iamlougotti Anchorman

Which movie are you cutting??

@priest_099 Louis Riel

Gun to your head name a Canadian

I've gotta say this. Because it's what I think. I think if Obama were white, he would probably be considered as one of the greatest presidents ever.

Fact: Live Through This is better than every single Foo Fighters album.

@WalderSports Yeah, he's on a better team. But in Toronto he was assist leader in season and point a game in playoffs. Not the main reason Leafs haven't won a Cup in 60 years.

Mitch Marner playing well in Las Vegas doesn’t change the fact that he played poorly in Toronto.

@MaryamF12389 Her virginity. He wasn't just a killer. He was a child rapist/killer. A real sick dude.

Everyone is confused… can you solve it? 👀👇 Don’t scroll without answering!!!

@_dxllz7 DO THEY ALL TYPE IN ALLCAPS ALL THE TIME?

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

@1keezybaby 4 inches taller than I am now.

Add 4 inches how tall would yall be?

@modernhistory This guy smoked weed only once and didn't inhale in the 70's? C'mon dude!

Bill and Hillary Clinton as students. (1972)

@historyrock_ Here, There, and Everywhere

Twist and Shout, In My Life, and Yesterday don't exist. What's your favorite Beatles song?

@JimmyTraina Sorry they did not have clear pricing showing somewhere before you made that decision to purchase.

Just paid $13 for one regular pretzel and a small lemonade at Auntie Anne’s. What are we doing? But, like, seriously. What are we doing?

@ImBreckWorsham All around a-hole. Ticket scalper. Knocked up friend's girl and stiffed her on not paying his share for abortion.

Who can tell me who this is?

@nonregemesse He doesn't need to look cool. He is cool and still great. Marshall and Curtis hanging at hoops game. Don't be jealous cause you don't have 1 % of the talent or money of them.

Something quite pathetic about being this much of a poser at 53 years old. Sunglasses indoors, dyed beard, refusal to smile so he looks cool.

@VinnysCorner1 Leafs, easily It's been 60 years.

Choose wisely…

@Toribabieegirl 1 and 4

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@puckempire Want Vegas to win. Avs will win in 5.

THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL STAGE IS SET. The Colorado Avalanche. The Vegas Golden Knights. WHO YOU GOT?!

@RockNRoLL_85 The Police

@GeeksGamersCom Well you just posted about it, so there's that.

Pedro Pascal Promotes The Mandalorian and Grogu by Kissing Stephen Colbert On The Mouth "For many online, the moment immediately became meme material. But it also raised another question entirely: how exactly is this helping promote The Mandalorian and Grogu to mainstream Star Wars audiences?"

@cecidrais Not everyone. I don't Life-long Leafs fan, I'm good with Marner winning a Cup after being scapegoated by stupid Leafs fans who blame their assist leader and point a game playoff guy as the problem. Haven't won the Cup in 60 years, all other Original Six have plus 15 newer teams

@cecidrais Who hates Vegas? I can see hating Carolina or either Florida team more, and Ottawa if you're a Canadian outside of Ottawa.

The NHL deciding to expand in 2016 and accidentally creating the most unlikable team in recent history. And every year they find new ways to be insufferable. Hated by hockey fans and non hockey fans alike. How do you accidentally create a team this unlikable