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@m_crouton Why you gotta be like that Luscious?

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#Debates2020 drinking game: don't stop and then go to sleep

“I believe the eight women who bravely confided in @MarianneSCombs. I trust Marianne’s judgment as an award-winning journalist, and I believe that what she said is true. I believe all survivors who make the terrifying and vulnerable decision to come forward.”

@TwinsBatgirl This makes me unreasonably happy.

@MarianneSCombs Very disappointed in MPR. Brave people like you taking a stand is what will eventually change the status quo. Bravo.

Oh phew looks like everybody is ok

Am v. concerned about the cardboard fans in KC.

LYNX WIN! LYNX WIN! LYNX WIN!

Twins are playing exclusively late 1990s/early 2000s ballads while the Cardinals take pregame batting practice. Sarah McLachlan, Josh Groban, Elton John, Celine Dion, etc. Psychological warfare. Getting everyone unhyped for the first pitch.

Ok but

The Chicago @whitesox are 0–1 when I am in attendance.

Anybody else do a quick Google search to make sure Rod Carew didn't die and you missed it?

This started at 10am. It’s hard to capture how much food has shown up to Sanford Middle School in one image. It’s astounding and I know this is happening at other places in the city too.

Watch the full video: youtu.be/v4amCfVbA_c

Volunteers help clean up the Midway area in St. Paul, which was heavily damaged last night by looters and violent protesters. (Photos by @judygpix)

@brandicarlile #thefirewatchersdaughter

@mimismartypants OMG RIGHT??

It seems completely unfair that the house gets dirty just by us living in it

Birth control is health care. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

PROUD OF YOU MN ❤️

@stevebraband Pants. Baseball pants.

What VERY SPECIFIC thing do you miss about sports the most? Be as specific as possible.