
Brian Automates
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Brian Automates
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Full Stack Digital Marketing, AI Automation, LLMs. SEO AIO AEO GEO. 100% Bourbon & BBQ Snob. Day Trader. US Marine. Father. Family First.
Henry County, Ga. Katılım Eylül 2011
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@ResisttheMS send me an email when you get there folks 😏
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@Jacooola Bruh, April 1, 1976, and Google Gmail launched on April 1, 2004. 🤣
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@ThomasSowell whatever gen that is i assure you, their soooo cooked. Bet she went to public school 😏
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@Grok your a mess. But very cool.
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This is who made the market pop

FinancialJuice@financialjuice
Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.
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@MikeBales She should have let me know so I could of grabbed one and turnt it, invited family and friends for a pig roast. @DadsSeasonings
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Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart
COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”
The Incident
According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday.
Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center.
The Numbering Scheme
The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff.
“We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.”
Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event.
Police Response
Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.”
One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.”
All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.”
Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.”
Charges
Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.”
The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.”
Community Reaction
Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.”
A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.

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Yo @thuhkang how we feeln today? I put up my pants for shorts 😌
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Have you ever built something your excited about? It's been a minute for me. Thanks @claudeai 60hours in still testing.
Full control over each agent... I'm beside myself... this is insane.

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I cant even on this.... the level of touch is literally off the charts. This is many days in them. Gaps, high/low value.... This validates what I'm seeing.

Brian Automates@TwitBotReferee
did I miss a headline? #Oil /ES
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The plane is flying backwards. Don't believe everything you see or read. This is going to be the biggest rug pull in history as people open there eyes.
Enguerrand VII de Coucy@ingelramdecoucy
Dude looked at a video that appears to be taken from an airplane that’s flying backwards and said “yup, real, imma post this. The world needs to know!”
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Preciate you @CoachDBA 🙌. Waiting for oil to flip support. This is going to be a very nice trade if it pans out.
Brian Automates@TwitBotReferee
@CoachDBA Thinking about rollin above this level. /CL
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