Amari Trilliams

@CoachMikeElder Size small shirt

Setting out my internship fit the night before like it’s the first day of school #cbtm

Dying

Boing boing boing

@Godfather_Jimmy Retard

Just spilled a whole vodka redbull into my pants

@LaurMichThom I’m a great tour guide

@TwoKeysUrinal Will be back for Amari recs

Now that I’m an Old Fashioned connoisseur (I’ve had it once), I want to go to the Kentucky bourbon trail

@beckyretard Ferda as fuck

Off the brown bad

@usfcardsfan No

is it socially acceptable for me to get drunk today? just wanted to make sure

@VoSean3 Should’ve known

@TwoKeysUrinal My fault fam

Just saw a white guy in a shiesty doing wheelies down the road on a fucking moped. Absolutely speechless

I’m in GTA online

@RickRyderSooner Old man

Tried to put a hoodie on while walking down the stairs and took a tumble

@SouthernnandFat I hope not I didn’t

Do you have to find ur wife in college?

@BreakfastBacon1 @vickvinegarxx She want you bad

@vickvinegarxx hey

@TomTuffknucks @Foodacriss Holy shit I gotta get one

@TwoKeysUrinal @Foodacriss Magnet

Some asshole slapped this on my rig when I was in Kroger and I drove home with this on the back

@TomTuffknucks @Foodacriss Is it a sticker or magnet

@TwoKeysUrinal @Foodacriss Gonna have to pay it forward. Lord knows where this thing started its journey. Honestly pretty harmless prank most people would get a kick out of

Wow, not surprising to hear. Hate it for all party’s involved but can’t say I’m shocked.

This cannot be the same place I had MA123 recitation