Two Metre Tall

@sparkesy43 They also met a waking bear @sparkesy43. Eaten alive before they even saw it. #GoCats

Seems like Essendon have gotten used to having September off. An opportunity to go a game clear of the pack and we haven't bothered to turn up #aflcatsdons

Hello? WTF?! How did this not make the @triplej #Hottest100 #LikeAVersion ? The Rubens cover Kendrick Lamar 'King Kunta' and Adele 'Hello' for Like ... youtu.be/pz9T2X2XM5w via @YouTube

@totalcurtis @pelliclemag Wow! Really enjoyed reading this & thank you for writing it. A subject so close to both my head & my heart & I have SO much to say. I think I'll offer you the courtesy of attempting to write this down, longform.

@augiemarchtweet My ring tone ...

and when I go my bones will know To pick up and follow the wagon that rolls on the cold acre #AugieMarch #TheColdAcre #MooYouBloodyChoir #LyricOfTheDay

Trade-only tasting at Tom McHugo's Hobart Hotel, Monday 12th June, 3-5pm featuring: Tom Shobbrook Forbes Appleby Two Metre Tall

@augiemarchtweet Certainly on the shortlist

There is no such place If I lower mine to yours would you kiss me on the face? #AugieMarch #ThereIsNoSuchPlace #SunsetStudies #LyricOfTheDay

@TheCraftyPint @garageproject @hoppiness_nz Fabulous read! What a story!

LONG READ: @garageproject and their beers are much-loved both sides of The Ditch, with the brewery making a mark globally too. In his first article for us, award-winning writer and @hoppiness_nz editor Michael Donaldson explores their incredible story. craftypint.com/news/3091/the-…

@fisher_and I'm going well! Have also been accused of playing for the Sydney Swans. But after my GF shocker, I'll settle for one gig only at the Dockers

@TwoMetreTall Agreed. What do mean ex, aren’t you still playing???

@fisher_and Not bad from an ex-ruckman though

@TwoMetreTall C’mon, surely thats not the best a mental leviathan like yourself can come up with?

I mean hearing a spokesman for Sustainable Timber Tasmania accuse woodhookers of damaging the environment is as #trumpian a #falseflag moment I've encountered this year! #holycow

@chief1541 @BarwonHealth @AmbulanceVic Jesus! Chief! I always admired your "head-over-the-ball" attitude, but that's a bit extreme isn't it?

11 years ago on this day I suffered a massive heart attack. As I do every day, huge thanks to my great mates, staff at @BarwonHealth @AmbulanceVic who all saved my life on that fateful night. #toostrong #neverbeaten

@food_tourist @punch_drink Finally some considered discussion of what was always a fermentation-thing being translated through the lens of the black-&-white-business of "faults".

Will this be our last ever retweet? If so it’s a good story to end on, one of countless our digital Twitter library has delivered to us since 2009. Here’s hoping Twitter is rescued by grown ups. (We subscribe to @punch_drink emails so this, at least, is one we would still see.)

Derwent Valley Gazette, Wednesday 16th November 2022. Come visit us on our farm! What splendid way to pass a few relaxing hours in Tasmania's magnificent Derwent Valley

@AndrewHanigan I was thinking stagflation, but I'm a farmer & that might be just a me-thing ... 😅

We regretfully announce that, given these inflationary times, as of 1st November we are forced to announce that we will need to be known as The-2-&-½-Metre-Tall Company and apologise for any inconvenience caused.

@chief1541 @AFL Premiership year Chief!

@TwoMetreTall @AFL Long time my friend !!! Always fine to hear from you !! Hoping you are great.

I'm obviously watching far too little @AFL. I've never heard of Jack Bowes !!??

@marquelawyers #GoCats #GoCrikey

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