TwoTonFish 😝

GAME TIME 2:35pm. You’re welcome.

@GovTimWalz you ain’t did shit, Bozo

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

He also owned up to it, apologized profusely, and then got hit with (and served) a massive suspension. He took his lumps like a man, and he’s a terrific manager.

@JoeJersey10 @ThePoliticsSnob Maybe try fentanyl?

It's fking hard to be on another level. It's lonely

@dick_nixon President Clinton used to pretend to go for a run so he could go to McDonald’s

Apart from the loss of the East Wing, the disproportionate architecture, all that, the political issue behind the ballroom is the president can and should never leave the White House, and the Nation should come to the president.

@X2Pluto I gave a few more innings, I’m not hearing it. I hope not, they’re good together.

@TwoTonFish Just listen to the broadcast. They’ve been awkward and horrible this whole Texas trip

Do Kay and Cone hate each other?

@M_Marakovits @StevenWessel78 Sounds like his stripper name.

Do we like David Cone’s nickname for Ben Rice… Benny Barrels?

@nut_history I’m going to Citi Field for the first time on the 17th. Mostly because they have Shake Shack.

When you attend a Major League Baseball game, do you buy anything at the concession stands?

@RoseElla1234 Serious question, are John Ham’s stars on correctly? They seem cockeyed to me.

"I finished second. Just wanna manage expectations"... Best line! 🔥 #TomCruise #TopGun

@ClutchGardy @YankeeSource “splitting” time is for twats.

@YankeeSource In the long run I think they should just split time, but right now I could see going with Caballero (.368 xWOBA from 4/13 - 4/23) It’s an insanely small sample but I’d be cool with riding the hot hand for now (even if that’s like 6-10 games) then having them split time

It’s not a great idea to return Anthony Volpe to SS right now with the way José Caballero is hitting the ball. Hope the Yankees see it that way as well. Volpe hasn’t earned the SS role, and Caballero is hot. The timing isn’t right to make a switch.

@KingDanny57008 @YankeeSource Danny, did your mom have any kids that lived?

@YankeeSource Yes I know But I can’t live without Volpe It’s a crime to leave him out Even if he can’t hit or field

@GJoyce9 I’ve been to that stadium and I don’t think I realized it had a retractable roof. It has Shake Shack in center field, that I remember very clearly.

Yankees won’t need to be bundling up this series. Feels like a sauna, especially compared to Boston.

@TalkinBaseball_ @BooRadley24 In other words, he’s not in the group chat.

Juan Soto said he hasn’t been talking to his Mets teammates during the losing streak. “They’ve been on the road most of the time so I haven’t talked to them”

@gotrice2024 I’m surprised the Limey doesnt eject the dirtbag out of the driver’s seat onto the side of the road and take himself to the airport.

This man called for an Uber to take him to the airport while traveling in Egypt. The price was 250 Egyptian pounds whose is about $4.83 cents. The driver stops in the middle of the highway and now is demanding instead of the amount that was agreed on, that he wanted $250 USD instead of Egyptian pounds. The driver is still refusing to drive, the problem is if the man gets out, the driver will more than likely take off and steal his luggage as well. Paying him more isn’t an option either because at this point he’s almost holding you hostage because he knows you don’t have many options, what would you do in this scenario?

@cineaffix Did you guys watch Alias? I did.

@CinemaTweets1 I couldn’t get comfortable in this movie, always trying to figure out where I was made me tune out. I tried more than once. Jean Smart really showed you what she’s made of here though.

Brad Pitt in Babylon is still the performance I think should’ve won him an Academy Award. I know I’ve written about Pitt a few times today, but he unleashed a vulnerability in this performance that felt so real. He’s better here than as Cliff Booth & he’s great as Cliff Booth.

@BreitbartNews All this for weed. So dumb.

INSANE Bust! One of the Craziest Raids You've Ever Seen

@LivyAlexHQ He goes on there just to be racist while he waits for the ferry.

@JomboyMedia couldn’t hurt

Mets fans are now burning sage outside of the ballpark to help end their 11-game losing streak