Two_Batz

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Two_Batz

Two_Batz

@Two_Batz

God made people; Samuel Colt made people equal. Technology changes, but people don’t. I don’t like communists or rainbow Nazis.

Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Two_Batz
Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
Communists aren’t people.
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Two_Batz
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@leonardaisfunE Literally they could just be like, “yeah nah, we don’t know who this guy is, but we hate him too.” And tha would be the end of it.
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Soon it will be antisemitic to oppose the antichrist.
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Marxon
Marxon@Marxon1134x·
The amount of conservative gays is skyrocketing. Not because how well republicans treat them. But how poorly democrats do. Think about that...
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Two_Batz
Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
@klara_sjo If I spent unknown years as a tortured soul, trapped between life and death, and the first thing I heard after encountering life again was Russian singing and boomwhackers, I’d be terrified too.
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Klara@klara_sjo·
I've always wondered what these ghost hunting shows needed, turns out it's a bit of Russian hardbass.
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Sharky
Sharky@SpaceShark24·
🚨BREAKING: US TITAN MANIPLES CROSS IRANIAN BORDER🚨 Multiple US-aligned Adeptus Mechanicus formations have reportedly breached the Iran-Iraq border near Ilam, deploying full Axiom-pattern Battleline Maniples (1× Warlord-class Titan leading 2× Reaver-class & 3× Warhound Scout Titans) into IRGC defenses. Eyewitness reports (unverified, grainy smartphone footage): Iranian Republican Guard positions near Ilam Province vaporized in seconds by volcano cannon & apocalypse missile barrages IRGC Basij units attempting to swarm a lone Warhound with RPGs – result: "suffer not the heretic to live" plasma blast incineration Local shepherds claim to have heard binary cant chanting "For the Omnissiah... and freedom" over vox-casters Stay tuned for further updates! #Warhammer40k #IranWar #TitansInTehran #ForTheEmperor
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Ælþemplær
Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer·
The end result of the reformation
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Marxon
Marxon@Marxon1134x·
@Two_Batz Same, on every point. I came to understand I wasn't gay, but a lot of my friends are and that's okay.
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Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
@GmorganJr It’s a poor example though. Jesus has every advantage over Ghengis Khan. Man will fight his fellow man in contests of good and evil. Jesus overcomes all evil He encounters, even death. Jesus is God therefore saying He can be overcome by a persistent enough evil is invalid at best
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Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
@real_lord_miles “I love Israel and Netanyahu is my Habibi.” -Lord Miles applying for a Visa
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Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles·
Ok I’ll be real with you guys….. I’m going for a certain visa in 30 days. I need to keep my X account VERY PG-13 So expect completely boring adventure and gov permitted “epic and based” content for 30 days. It has to be done. I’m sorry. Digital footprint retarded stuff
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Two_Batz
Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
I wonder if God chuckles at prayer like this. The farmer prays for rain so his crops grow, meanwhile the soldier prays for fair weather so he can achieve victory by the defeat of his enemy. “God, let the weather be good so I can send you some souls.”
Patrick Fox@RealCynicalFox

On Dec. 8, 1944 George S. Patton had a number of worries, including how much his embattled Third Army was praying. Patton was a firm believer that the US Army had done so well in North Africa, Sicily, and Italy not only because the folks back home were praying for them, but because they were also praying for themselves. Famously remarking that individual prayer by soldiers was a necessity to prevent from "cracking up." In particular he was annoyed with the weather, remarking to his wife Beatrice that “There is about four inches of liquid mud over everything and it rains all the time, not hard but steadily.” So he called up the Chief Chaplain of the Third Army, James H. O'Neill and asked for a weather prayer. O'Neill couldn't find anything suitable, so he wrote one: Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as soldiers who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies and establish Thy justice among men and nations. Amen. Patton loved it, and ordered a quarter million copies to be printed and distributed throughout Third Army. O'Neill sent it to the 486 Chaplains under him and the senior officers of over 20 divisions with the following instruction (in Patton's name): “Pray when driving. Pray when fighting. Pray alone. Pray with others. Pray by night and pray by day. Pray for the cessation of immoderate rains, for good weather for Battle…Pray for victory. Pray for our Army, and Pray for Peace.” 8 days later the Germans launched Operation Watch on the Rhine protected by the same bad weather, mauling allied forces and trapping the 101st Airborne and elements of other units at Bastogne. Patton, anticipating this, halted his eastward advance, changed his axis of attack, and assaulted north into the German left flank. The weather cleared on December 23rd and Patton at his headquarters in Luxembourg noted in his diary, “What a glorious day for killing Germans!” Three days later 4th Armored Division broke through to the besieged Airborne troopers and relieved Bastogne. In the aftermath, Patton credited O'Neill saying: “God damn! That O’Neill sure did some potent praying. Get him up here, I want to pin a medal on him.” When Father O'Neill turned up at headquarters, Patton told him “Chaplain, you’re the most popular man in this headquarters. You sure stand in good with the Lord and soldiers.” O'Neill was awarded the Bronze Star.

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Two_Batz
Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
@Marxon1134x I mean I don’t support it because of religious reasons. But I also recognize it’s a free country and consenting adults can do as they please. I do things other people might not approve of and people do things I don’t approve of. Welcome to personal liberty in a free society. 🤷‍♂️
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Marxon
Marxon@Marxon1134x·
@Two_Batz 🤷‍♂️ It happened, they got over it. Sometimes people learn from their mistakes.
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Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
@RupertLowe10 Really, Britbros. This might be your guy. Rupert Lowe might save the Anglosphere
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
I’ve been called racist and islamophobic hundreds of times today for outlining Restore Britain’s policy on banning halal slaughter, the burqa, sharia law, cousin marriage and plenty more. I want to be really clear about our party’s official response. We do not give a shit.
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Two_Batz
Two_Batz@Two_Batz·
The thief on the cross who went to heaven was in fact baptized. He was baptized in the Holy Spirit. Which is the only thing that is necessary to get into Paradise, faith in Christ. The same means that saved him can save you. Neither water, wafers, nor grapes save.
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