Ty Burk

Who ever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is simply fired..

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

This the random shit that takes place in Kansas. No wonder no one likes it here…

With all disrespect, we really don’t want to see your 60 minute Snapchats of fire works going off this year. I can insure you that we all see the same shit happening around us.

Yes.

If you’re sleeping, sleep good. If you’re working, work hard. If you’re drinking, we’ll just Irish goodbye

My boss really seen a fella with a touch of the tizum, slight dyslexic, and color blind as could be and just said “yeah I’ll take that one”. Few years later here we are.

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen on TikTok @KoeWetzel

Cetching fines while chasing dimes. Fuck you Manhattan. This place blows

Gonna open a strip club and call it the sale barn. So all the old bastards can tell there wife’s there going to the sale barn. Anyone wanna pitch in on this idea?

fuck cowboys

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner

I’ve been fighting with this water bowl for 2 weeks now thinking it was leaking and running over

Just another reason we eat the stupid bastards. #agtwitter

Started off the day with the mobile corn spill clean up crew already at work. Just wish we woulda known they were scheduled for today.

Can’t trust a fella wearing a straw hat after October.

Save turkey, eat beef