Tyger Wilde

@HamptonAc_ This man is spending more on doordash than my family of seven spends on groceries in a month. Hit the barber once a month, drop the bottle service, eat at home, and hey, you're in the black again. Go figure.

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@Rich_Cooper It's a good thing. We need fewer pregnant teens.

Weird thing to celebrate, but okay...

@Garysmi15848650 @alfkkifine *every year

@Garysmi15848650 @alfkkifine 63000 children are victims of sexual assault over year. Sometimes they aren't given a choice not to have sex.

Age 14 can’t sign a contract. 14 can’t get a tattoo. 14 can’t even buy a ticket to an R-rated movie. But 14 can be made to carry a pregnancy to term. Too young to make basic choices… but somehow old enough to face a life-altering one? That logic will never add up.

@Milito177 10 billion right now.

This is very tricky! Which one are you choosing?

@sappholives83 They are not male or female, and people were using gender neutral pronouns for tens of thousands of years before gendered pronouns were even invented. If you're too stupid to figure them out, just admit it.

“These ARE my pronouns. You will use them, or you will not refer to me. At all.” People like this are absolutely insufferable. No, I’m not going to go through ridiculous contortions of speech in order to prop up your enormous, fragile ego.

@__Bln_Trudi__ @lady_valor_07 Typically, when a table is large enough to rack up a bill this large, they're assigned a dedicated server that only serves them. Also, these tables tend to stay longer, so a server might only have the one table for two to three hours. This might have been a $10 an hour wage.

@lady_valor_07 Lets say u got 3 tables with 30 dollar tip an hour. Thats 90+ your wage, AN HOUR.... u making more than one with a fuccin degree. R u fuccin kidding me..if u don't stop 😂😂😂

If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒

@Tassili100 @lady_valor_07 Not always.

@lady_valor_07 This is fake, because in order to have a bill of $1800 dollars you'd need a pretty big party and gratuity for large parties is added automatically.

@beardedsage5654 @wynrosei The male could keep his cock in his pants too. But no, he's allowed to walk away consequence free.

@wynrosei You could just keep your legs closed until your married. 100% effective at preventing pregnancy AND abortion.....and requires literally no effort on you part. But no, keep blaming everyone and everything else because you cant not be whores and kill children

You want to ban abortion??? Then force VASECTOMIES at 18. Reversible. Low risk. Zero deaths. Or is bodily autonomy only for men??? Answer wisely!

@xavy051 @kova2066 @grovus1 @Nykstateofmind1 @MmisterNobody There are thousands of entries on IMDB for bit actors that have no biographical data.

@kova2066 @grovus1 @Nykstateofmind1 @TygerWilde @MmisterNobody Your right. Just I am saying that always there’s an odd fact. The fact is that an actress doesn’t have any biographical data and this is weird because at least you can find a picture or selfie eating a dessert or something like that. So the question is: is she death?

Christina Koch, one of the Artemis astronauts, is also an actress in Mad Max: Fury Road. You’re watching a movie.

@xavy051 @MmisterNobody @kova2066 Because she's a bit actor, a lot of small actots don't have biographical details in their pages.

@TygerWilde @MmisterNobody @kova2066 That’s right but as always there is something weird. The actress doesn’t have any biographical details on media . Why ?

@MmisterNobody @kova2066 Google it. They're different people.

@kova2066 💯

@RAWigger Well, equal rights...

@EmilySm43 I didn't eat for several days until it spoiled and they had to give me something else.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@alphafox My gen z kids say she's full of shit.

GenZ thinks that a thumbs up emoji is rude, and would appreciate if you stopped using it:

@FightFiles_ Every woman needs to learn that no asshole is immune to testicular torsion.

He thinks that uniform gives him some sort of authority over her

@TheLaurenChen Several studies have shown that migrants are less likely to commit crime vs. a longtime resident globally, and London has been a high crime city since tge 1800s.

I am so tired of people justifying third world behavior. No, it's not normal to have your stuff stolen. Even in a city.

@______punished So what has Russell been up to since UP?

@LaNativePatriot You act like this is the first time a person became a celebrity off of making funny faces. Jim Carrey, Peter Sellers, Lucille Ball, all the way back to Busyer Keaton and Charlie Chaplin. She makes people laugh, and your sour grapes attitude feels like you're a jealous bitch.

Oh so we’re just too far gone I guess

@gotrice2024 @Brownslimer Every delivery company is clear that their drivers don't carry large amounts of change. Dominoes has a policy of no more than $20. No, the driver shouldn't have had change.

@Brownslimer The company should have had his change

This man ordered some pizza for dinner. He knows delivery drivers don’t carry much money and he only had a $100 bill. So he called down and explained to them and the employee said it was fine. When the delivery driver came out with the food he says he can’t break a $100 and only has $15 on him. The man tries to explain that he only has the $100 and that he already spoke to someone at the shop. The man is now refusing to give the pizza back and suggests the driver takes the $100 and comes back with change but the driver said no, since it was a busy day. Should the man give the food back since he did try to pay and they declined his payment?