tyla🧛🏻

<This is my manifesto>🧛🏻‍♀️

Every time I look at a picture of my boyfriend i genuinely want to kms why is he so ugly

im at my clits end

@dezlovesboys @rbaypiiixo That’s actually the last thing I heard him say so I have to agree

@rbaypiiixo @Tyla_Beee It looks like a cellar spider

I FUCKING KNEW I WASNT THAT FUCKED UP THIS BIG SLUT WAS ON MY FUCKING HAIR

@disordrd Bro I swear when avocado stopped that was my 9/11

watching mukbangs helps me sleep

@Imposter97139 That stupid cunt had 10 legs the inbred fuck

@Tyla_Beee Looks like 2 spiders

@sydneyexploder Well what else do u want me to say 🥀 there’s only so many words to pick from

@Tyla_Beee I know about the computer, make these guys super gay and horny thing, but I've never had it directed at me

@sydneyexploder We gotta get u on tiktok lol

@Tyla_Beee You asked it what😭⁉️⁉️

@sydneyexploder I could probably but does Google, computer make this girl gay and horny @grok probably not so can’t be trusted

@Tyla_Beee Did you for real ask AI what would happen if a spider bit you? 😭 Can you not just Google?

@rbaypiiixo I’ll get right on that,good idea next time I find one I can give it to u we maybe can get 50 of them hoes in ur bathroom

@Tyla_Beee put them in the laundry/bathroom, they absolutely love those rooms for some reason and usually they stay there

@rbaypiiixo Yeah took like 150k hours of my life to realize pronouns are not metaphors but like when people bitch about it I swear they act like it’s a metaphor

@Tyla_Beee yep. all a pronoun is, is how you address something/someone

Can a pronoun be anything,like any word I want to replace the noun or does it have to have all 4 of the fuckin things to be considered a pronoun Google isn’t helping me I’m tied to reading about it aswell

@rbaypiiixo lol I live in fuckhole Michigan id relocate that mf to a snowbank and he would end up on my head again for sure

@Tyla_Beee they grow to be fucking massive those spiders so ALWAYSS kill them unless their babies then just relocate them

@rbaypiiixo Agreed he’s no longer with us he could of said in English hey I’m harmless and I’d still of smashed him for scaring the fuck out of me and GASLIGHTING ME INTO THINKING IT WAS MY HAIR

@Tyla_Beee daddy long legs are harmless and cant bite humans, theyre great to keep around because they eat other bugs and spiders, but kill it anyways.

@nyaxyde U wanna preform the lobotmy? History shows im a terrible Surgeon

@Tyla_Beee This could be ur future. Push for it.

Me in a past life

@harleblend Sent that mf to hell but I think that’s what it was too was trying to check gpt to make sure if he bit me I wouldn’t be shooting webs out of my dick or something

@Tyla_Beee looks like a cellar spider, hard to tell from the photo quality. they are harmless and scardey cats

@Rari_ty__ Woah dawg ur famous ass spawned this on like 1000 TLs

@flutterpuke I’m fine lol I was wondering if my melatonin had meth in it for like 2m then that lil bitch thought let’s try his arm out

@Tyla_Beee LMFAO omg are u ok

@lostxhaven Depends what part of the body thinner skin has more blood vessels to break

Does depth ACTUALLY play a part in how much it bleeds? I’m asking bc I’ve had some cat scratches bleed more than some styros.

haha my hand slipped #shtwt #slittwt

I just ah boy 🙂

She asked if I wanted to fuck I said let me crunch the numbers