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@Cr7Godbrand Boys are more likely to become drug addicts and be incarcerated. I’m good.
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Everyone I’ve met says that girls are harder to raise. In our case,
it took 4 of us brothers to keep our only sister in check, and it wasn’t easy. We had to monitor where she worked, who she was seeing, make sure the guys she dated weren’t trouble, and keep track of where she went because she often lied.
At one point, we didn’t even know she had stopped working for two months…she would still wake up every day and pretend to go to work. It was our older sisters who warned us to check on her, because they had noticed changes in her behavior and suspected she was becoming sexually active.
We were very strict with her, and she got a lot of ass-whoopong . Today, she is married with two kids in Canada. She never became a single mother or got pregnant by the wrong person. To this day, she thanks us for being strict with her. Thry want to grow up so fast and do what adults women do.
𝓎𝓊𝒶🦢@yuanotnice
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1 - the Goys are so raped
2 - "But the fruit(!!!!) of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law."
Fractured Light@FracturedLight0
Father Chad Ripperger tells Tucker Carlson sugar is a big addiction demons drive in people who are possessed. “I’m not surprised even a little bit. I’m just surprised you said it out loud.”
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Trevor bauer with a bat since he left az
Didn't bauer also leave az?
Hate to see this happen to geno 😳
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
“KEEP TALKIN SHIT! KEEP TALKIN SHIT!” Joc Pederson was fired up after homering to break an 0-for-16 start to the season
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Mikhaila Peterson@MikhailaFuller
He is Risen. Happy Easter everyone ❤️
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This is the badge they gave Lex Fridman when he did a talk
Neil Renic@NC_Renic
A reminder that in the 2009 movie “Knowing”, Nicholas Cage flashes an MIT badge that simply reads “Academic.”
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gotta get that name changed sis
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Hater Report@HaterReport
MADISON BOOKER WAS IN HER BAG 6 Points 3-23 FG 0-4 3P
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Should I kermit sewerslide or should I haz le epic eeffoc?
love drops@lovedropx
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? Albert Camus
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@MoonCake1738 @retardmode "i dont need this"
dude thats how a bitch talks, thats crazy
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The Catholic Church when a Catholic has a terminal illness: "This is all God's plan. Life is suffering. If you accept suffering gracefully as Jesus did on the cross, perhaps you will be granted happiness in the next life. Until then, you may rent this room to die in for $5000"
The Catholic Church when a Somali Muslim lives in Somalia: "There is no way God could possibly tolerate this inhuman tragedy. All members of the community must give their money to ensure that this injustice cannot go on"
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we lost the plot
you're fine if u are <24bmi but if you really care
- eat glycine (gelatin) to limit methionine
- eat berries and coffee (polyphenols) to limit iron
- intake calcium to limit phosphorus
- Eat real Vit C with nitrates
it's that easy...
Bryce Hanna@photobiogenesis
Red meat intake is linked to poor health outcomes via excess methionine, iron, phosphorus, long-chain saturated fats, nitroso-compounds, and heterocyclic amines It also provides activated B-vitamins, zinc, and beneficial factors like taurine and choline The best of both worlds is moderate lean meat, like goat or wild game, cycled with poultry, organs, fish, and shellfish
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Cooper whenever the Mavericks wear those green jerseys LMAOO 😭
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Hehe guys we’re big dumb foobawl players! Beanies and weenies at duh mastuhs heheheh! Embarrassing
New Heights@newheightshow
Rate the Kelce brothers’ Masters Champions Dinner menus
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don’t have the premium plan? No worries, a local doctor in India will immediately get to work on you for a much affordable price.
World of Science@Science_TechTV
Surgeon in Rome performs remote robotic surgery on patient 8,000 km away in Beijing.
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@CV__Politics @IDMountainDad Enjoying the company of maybe a .306 in your neck is what the "right" got for lowering hostility btw
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@IDMountainDad enjoying the company of another human being is not compromising.
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this actually goes hard as fuck. we need more people removing politics from their lives and just being normal fucking humans.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
Colorado Governor Jared Polis (D) takes selfie with Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert at Colorado Rockies game.
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