Ochoa

It’s time to close pubs again

Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

Mate just got sent an Arsenal related text from a dealer. Immediately forwarded number to the police. Up the spurs

In one of our last 2 games we have to somehow win at a horrible stadium where we have about 2 wins in 40 years, where the owners are mental clowns with no plan other than to keep sacking managers. We also have to go to Chelsea.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

WW3 starting just before Spurs get relegated and Arsenal win the league

There are tears rolling down my cheek. WHO and WHO are arguing 😭😭😭

Spurs waking Xavi Simons up for a 4am medical so they can’t get Willian’d again

"You won't play sides like Eintracht Frankfurt and Bodo/Glimt in the Champions League."

to this day this is one of the funniest tweets ever 😭

tottenham’s starting XI is in shambles

Johnson wins most pissed 😭 #thfc

Tel right now…

Great, now I have a new favourite player

New Banksy just dropped.

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

Genuinely there was never any competition

I think I’d like to do this for about 17 hours