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@Keir_Starmer you can’t do shit mate. you’ve fucked everything beyond repair. otherwise, you would of sorted it by now.

My government will end the status quo that has failed working people. We will build a stronger, fairer Britain.

@AngelaRayner nah you’ve sunk your ship. it’s too late. you’ve fucked the country. and everyone in it is fed up of the same bullshit time and time again. there’s no point even trying anymore because you’ve truly fucked the country over more than ever.

Our party has suffered a historic defeat. Many good Labour colleagues have lost their seats despite working hard for those they represented. We have lost good Labour administrations and lost the chance for more. What we are doing isn’t working, and it needs to change. This may be our last chance. The Labour Party must now live up to our name: we must be the party of working people. We’ve heard the same on the doorstep as we’ve seen in the polls - the cost of living is the top issue for voters of all parties. People have turned to populists and nationalists because we have not done enough to fix it. Living standards are barely higher than they were a decade and a half ago. People feel hopeless - that the cost of living crisis will never end, and now they see oil and gas companies use global instability to post record profits. Once again, ordinary people are paying the price for decisions they didn’t make. It’s no wonder that across the UK, working people feel the system is rigged against them. Things can be so much better than this. Countries including Spain and Canada have shown that economies can grow and people can thrive when governments stay true to labour and social democratic values and put people first. We need to learn from that. In London, we lost young people who fear they will never afford a home. In my patch and across the north, we lost working people whose wages are too low and costs too high. In Scotland and Wales, people do not currently see Labour as the answer.  We are in danger of becoming a party of the well-off, not working people. The Peter Mandelson scandal showed a toxic culture of cronyism.  Decisions like cutting winter fuel allowance just weren’t what people expected from a Labour government. For too long, successive governments have allowed wealth and power to concentrate at the top without a plan to ensure the benefits of economic growth are shared fairly. The result is an economy that does not work for the majority, with wealth concentrated in too few hands. This level of inequality, alongside squeezed living standards, is the outcome of a model built on deregulation, privatisation, and trickle-down economics. But we have the chance to fix this.  1/2

@MarkHeath45 fucking joke of a country

A real document. Migrant informed via letter for housing benefit! Check the weekly award! 🤬😡 Are you angry enough yet??

@metofficeUK so every app but yours says cloudy for tomorrow. yet yours says sunshine all day. clearly can’t be right. how do you fail to get it wrong but all the others manage it?

@_sorrengailll @Apple i always set alarms on my alexa too now just in case😭

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

@AskwaitroseTm this page has been reported for impersonation.

@HighwaysSEAST a2 gridlocked. why? bluewater > gravesend

@ukhomeoffice that’s funny, you’re literally putting those exact same people in hotels and not sending them back like you promised.

Coming to the UK from overseas is a privilege, not a right. Any foreign national with a history of crime and violence is not welcome. If you pose a risk to our country, you will be refused entry or removed.

@NoContextBrits an oven

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@BhavaniVadde @metpoliceuk yet you’ve covered his face? why does he deserve any protection?

Still in disbelief that this happened to me in #Balham yesterday. I was walking alone with my ear pods in & stopped as I thought he was asking for directions. Instead it was racist abuse. Filmed a few seconds of it. Have reported to @metpoliceuk & am giving a statement next week

EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

@Shell_UKLtd hey, can you please message me regarding jet washes at your stations. thanks

@Shell hello??

@Shell who can i speak to here about UK jet wash stations please.

@sainsburys hi. can you please respond to the above please.

@sainsburys i get this is obviously not your fault but can this not be cleared up? it’s the bank where the jet wash is behind the petrol station at sainsbury’s pepperhill. it’s really awful. there’s cameras too so how has this not been caught?

@Morrisons hey, i sent it to you a while ago now, can anyone respond? thanks.

@tylxerr_ Hi, we're sorry to hear about this. Could you please send us a DM with your tweet so we can look into it for you? Thanks - Krome

@Morrisons any ideas what’s going on with the jet washes at the morrisons in gravesend? not been on since they were installed. been months.

@Morrisons i don’t know who owns the new jet washes at the gravesend, northfleet store by the petrol station but can you chase up why they STILL aren’t working? they’ve not been opened since they were put in which was months ago.

My statement on Iran.